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Saturday, March 17, 2007

What you've been waiting for...

The NCC Nightwalk!!
Woots!

NCC Part As and Part Cs combine. We fall in at the side entrance of the Grand Audi. I was partnering a Part A cadet called Rhine. Each pair went at intervals of ?? minutes and we told some jokes while waiting.

Yu Xiang didn't go. He said he was to scared to go for the nightwalk. So an I/C accompanied him to don't know where la. Then there was some drain there. I chanted,"小心走好, 不要跌倒, 跌倒会更好". And Yu Xiang fell! He stepped on the side of the drain's grate but luckily he was holding hands with the I/C, he didn't fall into the drain but he sprained his legs. Then because of that he went home. Lolx!! >.<>

So it's my turn! We were told to search every toilet on the 3rd floor of the D&T block. So I was walking in front and we reached the 3rd floor. Then as I turned right, an I/C grabbed my leg and BOO-ed mE. I had no reaction but then my heart started beating fast. Lolx. There were 2 other I/Cs beside him and one of them told me to call the one that grabbed my leg "ShitFace". LOLX!! Well being "Guai" and pleasant, I did not. xDD Instead I asked them, "I thought that we were supposed to search the toilets??" And they told me that they are the toilet managers. Right, so can I pee at your face?? -.-''

So we were told to proceed to the Canteen. T thought that there would be a scare there, but there wasn't. There was just an I/C who SEEMED to be out of position and could not scare us( I don't know ). He told us to proceed to the 3rd floor of the Sec 1 classroom block.

So there I went, with Rhine, and we walked like thieves looking at every corner. At the 3rd floor we waked through a corridor. All the doors were opened except one the class beside MD's. So I knew that there were people inside. So I just walked and someone threw paper at us. Then Rhine said,"Throw back la!!" Then the I/C came out and said, "You dare to throw?" Lolx. Never throw.

We were told to go to the street soccer court. Again us thieves proceeded with caution. When we reached the spot beside the tennis court an I/C flashed his torch and told us to hurry. So we entered the soccer court and there was a soccer ball beside the opposite goalpost. Then I told Rhine,"Careful, sure got people hiding beside the wall". And I was right!! I was told to take the soccer ball and go to the opposite side. Then when I took the ball, Seargant K.O. came from behind the wall and BOO-ed me. Then he said,"Wa lao eh why no reaction one. Not fun one la". Then they asked us to do 2 headers. ZzZ...-.-''

Then we proceeded to the grand audi, and there were no nothing on the way...-.-''

At the Grand Audi, there were many tables and chairs for the detention class. And there was this sliding door that the I/Cs had put up. Then I saw chairs behind the doors. Waa smart siia. We open the door they know we come. The chair screeched and echoed. Then as I walked to the front I/C Zi Xiang threw a basketball down. Lolx it hit the chair.

Then we proceeded to the hall. Rhine and I were discussing where to go at the left side when a sissy voice from the center told us to proceed to the stage. It's like a guy trying to speak like a girl, get it?? So I told Rhine to go from the right side while I go from the left. Then as I walked up the stairs, two I/Cs lying down in the hole in front of the stage rised up like zombies. Lolx. Then I went to the middle to the fan to get some air. Woo~!! Then no more scares le. We went to the concourse to wait for the Rest.

wEE~!!

MercuwEE~!!

Boo-ed~!!

xDD

~ThE EnD~

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