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Monday, March 12, 2007

BiMb0 TesT

[ ] My fingernails/toenails are always painted. -GeeZ??
[x] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops. -else wad , heels meh .
[ ] My favorite toy as a child were barbies -0nLi suitabLe f0r 0nG Yu TooT
[x] My/one of my favorite color is purple. -Why n0rrT? its NOT a gay colour ok .
[ ] I did Gymnastics. -Nahhx.
[ ] I love skirts. -mY MeRcuRy...
[ ] Hollister is my favorite place to shop. -nvr heard of Hollister .
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear. -i prefer loose jeans .
[x] I love chocolates. -most of the time .
[x] I've never had a real job. -only part time at my dad's.
TOTAL: 04/10

[ ] My hair is straightened. -wad for?
[x] I have at least 8 friendster pictures. -oF CouRsE.
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week. -WhR GoT TimE?? n0 0nE ShoP WiTh mE...TT
[X] I love to hang out with friends. -yayyay(:
[ ] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace. -no $$$ wor .
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon. -im tanned enuf .
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan. -so hoT
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes. -n0 pLacE To PuT lahhs.
[ ] I've watched either the OC or Laguna Beach. `Wadds ThaT?
[ ] I change my icon weekly. -nope .
TOTAL:02 /10

[ ] I wear a shower cap. -no way !
[ ] I would NEVER step foot into Hot Topic. -wads that .
[X] My cell phone might as well become a part of me. -yay(:
[ ] I wear mascara everyday. -n0 way man!!
[ ] Bikinis are hot. -YoU LooK FaTTeR iN BiKiNi
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat. - -.-
[ ] Big sunglasses are hot. -oLd AnD NerD.
[x] I have gotten my nails done. -bY mY MoM...xDD
[ ] I own over 10 purses. `I don'T usE puRsEs. I usE WaLLeTs.
TOTAL: 02/10

[ ] MTV is one of my favorite channels. -channel 8 better .
[ ] All I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys. -abouT GirLs BeTTa.
[x] I love to have other girls do my hair. -Chi0 Bu TheN CaN.>.<
[X] I give and receive hugs from all my friends. -yay(:
[ ] I hate bugs, snakes, lizards, spiders.andand,many more -TheY RocK
[ ] Carnivals are so fun! -so so lar .
[ ] Summer is THE best season. -winter bestest(:
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces. -nope .
[ ] I'm waiting for my knight in shining armor. -I PREFER A PRINCESS!
[ ] Pianists are so hot. -mY GoD... PiaNo iShh MaKinG mE CraZy bEcausE oF JoycELyN AnD DaN LinG...-.-''
TOTAL: 02/10

[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours. -I'm noT s0 ChEap...-.-''
[X] I am self-conscious. -hahas .
[ ] I cry often. -I HaTe TeaRs.
[ ] My car smells like vanilla. -no car .
[x] My dishes get washed more than once a week. -duh .
[ ] I don't do sports. -sports CaNMakE mE sLiM DowN.
[ ] I HATE to run. -not that bad lar .
[ ] I squeal when I am surprised or angry. -I shouT oR BrEaK SiSSy pEopLe's TeeTh.
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack. -they are wierd.
[ ] I love romance novels. -i rather comics .
TOTAL: 02/10

[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute. -erherm !
[ ] I dance a lot. -no way
[ ] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house. -I d0 LasT MinuTe prEparaTioNs
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products. -i have less than 10 .
[ ] I love to get dressed up. -not really . -sometimes niaa .
[x] Every part of my outfit needs to match. -duh . else u will look like a freak .
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends. -niD $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot of myself. -i dont zl . xD
[ ] Price on clothes hardly matters. -it does .
[ ] I apply lip gloss 50 times a day. -nope .
TOTAL:01 /10

[ ] I wish I were a model. -no thx .
[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton to slap her. -LOL .
[ ] I have been something that was slutty on halloween. -dun celeb halloween .
[ ] I own Uggs. -wads that .
[ ] Hip Hop is the best music. -no .
[ ] I pop my collar. - no .
[ ] I like to be the centre of attention. -AnD GeT LaughEd aT??
[ ] Guys with Mohawks are crazy. -no .
[ ] Horses are beautiful. -okay niaa .
[X] I'd rather not pay attention in school. -duh .
TOTAL: 01/10

[x] Cats are adorable. -dog betta !
[ ] I write my own music/song/lyric. -not a composer .
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii. -i dunno.
[X] Valentine's day! I like! - ...
[ ] White is better then black. -no
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black.-why wouLd I?
[ ] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes.-NoT reaLLy FuLL.
[x] I hate the grunge look of a beard.`YuKs..
[ ] I love gossip magazines.
[x] I love to gossip.-KeKeKe.xDD
TOTAL: 04/10

[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders, posters as a kid.`uhh...huh?
[ ] I love Celine Dion.`hMM?
[x] My bubble baths are 2 hrs long.`iF I EvEr HaD 0nE
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.`GoTTa pLann iT mYSeLF.
[x] My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other.`o.o
[ ] I like kids.`TheY PuLL youR ShirT anD haF ThE AbiLiTy To sTeriLisE/CaStraTe you and GeT aWaY WiTh iT.
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian.`IM A CARNIVORE!
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonald's.`why norrt??
[ ] I check my friendster everyday.`Whenever I'm 0nLinE
TOTAL: 02/10

[ ]I LOVE life!`Geez...
[ ]i have alot of jewellery `o.o
[ ]Claire's has cheap jewellery.`nvr heard bout ThaT.
[ ] My screen names have x's in them.`huh??
[ ]Either one of my friendster profile has/had hearts.`NvR ChecK
[ ]I would never want to be the opposite sex.`WouLd LikE To Try
[ ] It's not what he/she said, it's the way he/she said it.`BoTh
[ ]i have 3pillows on my bed.` Lol? I habb bolster.
[ ] I have a stuffed toy sleeping beside me.TeA BaGG PiLLoW??
[ ] I love tidy and clean places.
TOTAL: 00/10

yay im not bimbo. 20/100. ((:

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