Ivan's Ravenous Oven - Exploded MeRcuwEE~!!

Sunday, March 04, 2007

I'm ReaLLy iNTo DoinG QuizEs!! MaiL mE iF YoU HavE anY!

1.What do you think of the most whenyou are alone? - Think oF GirLs.>.<

2. When it is a rainy night, what do you do most of the time? - Breathe.

3. When was the last time you were - Huh ?

4. What do you do when you see a full moon? - Breathe

5.Would you rather swim in the lake or dive in the ocean? - Die iN ThE OcEaN. I CaN'T SwiM

6. What would be the best partner of a good cup of coffee? - Taste buds.

7. If you'll ask yourself a question now,what would it be? - Do I reaLLy HavE FwEnS?

8. If certain things in your life will fall apart, what will you do? - Prevent TheM fr0m FaLLinG AparT.

9. What was the hardestdecision you made in your life sofar? - Choosing between friendship and love .

10. When your friends forgetyou, what will you do? - What can ido ?

11. Do you talk toyourself? - YeS. I'm F0rEvEr L0vESicK.

12. Is there anything that you are craving for right now? - HeR .

13. Single ortaken? - Reserved.

14.Ever cried forsomething stupid? - iS LovE sTupiD?

15. Do you like anime? - Some.

16. How about Japanese music? - Haihao larhs .

17. What music are you into, anyway? - Love songs .

18. Do you have a malicious mind? - iN s0mE SiTuaTioNs

19. First thing you do after watching a movie. - sNorE

20. Do you washthe dishes in your house? - Nopes .

21. Can you last two days withouta bath? - iF I don'T SwEaT.

22. Most common words in your classroom. - wEE~ & MeRcuRy

23. The last lie you told yourparents? - I'll change the bedsheets tomorrow.

25. Still go to the mall with your parents? - When wE b0Th WanT To Go aT thE SamE TimE.

26. Are you brand conscious? - nO.

27. Ever felt in love? - Hello? I'm a GUY.

28. Who do you miss right now? -HeR.

29. Watched any good movies lately? - ArE ThErE AnY?

30. Is it in you to kill someone? - Most definitely. That SiSSy Cha0 aHGuA iN 1LY.

31. Daydream a lot? - YeS.

32. Happy with yourlife? - nO

33. You'd rather lose your mobile or your mp3 player? - mp3 player.

MenTaL AgE Quiz
[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] I do my own laundry
[ ] I can cook for myself `I would rather buy.o.0
[ ] I think politics are exciting `They are lame.
[ ] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends `Rubbish.
Total: 0

[ ] I show up for school/college/work every day early `Nahhx.
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse. `So KiaSu arhhx?
[x] I've never gotten a detention `Yeah... Almost le lahh...-.-
[ ] I've watched talk shows `So boring
[ ] I know what credibility means without looking it up `Can't even explain.
[ ] I drink coffee at least once a week `Once a month.
Total: 1

[ ] I know how to run the dish washer and or do the dishes. `My grandma does it.
[ ] I can count to 10 in Spanish. `What's NO in Spanish?
[x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it. `Don't try mE.
[ ] My parents trust me. `I don't trust them either
[ ] I can mow the lawn. `What's a lawn?
[ ] I can make adults laugh without being stupid. `Adults can't really laugh.
[ ] I remember to water my plants. `Don't have any.
[ ] I study when I have to. `I don't ever study.
[ ] I pay attention at school/college `Nahhx. Thinkin bout' girls.>.<
[ ] I remember to feed my pets. `>.<
Total: 1

[x] I can spell experience without
looking it up `Why not.-.-''
[ ] I clean up my own mess. `Why clean up? So spectacular.XD
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up
is get caffeine. `1st thing I do is squeeze my bolster.
[ ] I can go to the store without
getting something I don't need. `I stay home all day.
[x] I understand jokes the first time
they are said. `Blahhx.-.-
[ ] I can type fast `Not really fast.
Total: 2

[ ] I have realized that the weather
forecast changes every hour. `Didn't know that.o.0
[ ] I have realized that no one will
take you seriously unless you are over
the age of 25 and have a job. `oH ReaLLy?
[ ] I can read a book and actually
finish it `HaTe th0sE DumB Bo0kS.
Total: 0

Now add up your totals and that's your
mental age!!!

WTH mY MeNTaL aGe iiSh 0nLi 4!! T_T

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WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britains : I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you
want
in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets
for
you.
We say : No Stock leh.

RETURNING A CALL
Britains: Hello, this is Mr wEE. Did anyone page for me a few
moments
ago?
We say : Ehh, who page arh?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britains: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
We say : S-kew mE. Siam leh.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britains: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
We say : I pEh I pEh!!

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britains: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to
enter
through this door?
We say : (pointing the door) Can anot?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britains : Please make yourself right at home.
We say : Don't shy shy lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britains : I don't recall you giving me the money.
We say : Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britains : I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
We say : Don't want lah...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britains : Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where
you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the
issue.
We say : You siao ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britains : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying
to
concentrate over here.
We say : Tiam tiam lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britains : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time..
Do I
know you?
We say : See what see? Fight arh?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britains : We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
We say : Die lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britains : Will someone tell me what has just happened?
We say : What happen Why like that....

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britains : This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
We say : Like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britains : Would you mind not disturbing me? I'm getting annoyed!!
We say : Kanina wan die isit!!

So what's wrong with our language? Its simple, short, concise, to the
point
and effective!
Effectiveness is what communication is all about. XD

Give your heart and soul away
Never doubting if it's true
Is there no price that we won't pay
For a simple i love you

After all the pride is gone
Hope has all but fallen through
We can still make ourselves hold on
To a simple i love you

There's a time if love's to say

When no other words will do
And all it takes to clear the way
Is a simple i love you

There's a time if love's to say

When no other words will do
And all it takes to clear the way
Is a simple i love you

When no other words will do
Say a simple

i love you.

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