Ivan's Ravenous Oven - Exploded MeRcuwEE~!!

Monday, March 19, 2007

Name 20 people right now.Don't look at the question(s) until you hav named the 20 people.

1]Mervyn
2]Jonathan
3]Yu Jie
4]Zheng Yu
5]Michelle
6]Iris
7]Joycelyn
8]Pearlyn
9]Soo Kai
10]Fraser
11]Rong Hao
12]Richie
13]Alfred
14]Joel
15]Brenda
16]Kar Wai
17]Shirlyn
18]Yu Xiang
19]Ying Jie
20]Dan Ling

how did you meet 14? `when i came tuhh 1LoyaLTy '07.

what would you do if you didn't meet 1? `Regret living.

what if 9 and 20 dated? `Numbuh 6 will come after 20.

would 6 and 17 date? `Maybe, they certainly look like lesbiians. xDD

describe 3. `Short, cute, fun

is 8 attractive? `you gotta ask numbuh 14

describe 7. `MAD and CRAZY ROJAK SCREAMER! with those nerdy specs...=x *OWW* >.<*Hey, who hit me?!*>.<

what would you do if 18 confesses to you that he/she likes you? `Slap him hard in the face, squeeze his nipples, break his teeth and knee him in the groin.

what language does 15 speak? `Panda language

who is 5 going out wif? `her sisters

how old is 16? `12-13

when was the last time you spoke to 13? `In the Grand Audi during assembly

who is no. 2's favourite band or singer? `CCHMS concert band

would you eva date 4? `No way. He wants Numbuh 6

would you ever date 1? `HE's got a stead!! Nickii would kill me!! xDD

is 19 single? `should be. Targeted by 18.

what's 10 last name? `Tiong (:

hav you eva kissed 11? `No. He don't want. xDD

school of 3? `CCHMS.

where does 6 live? `Tampenis there

what's your favourite ting abt 5? `She's cute, loud and quite daring. Got character(:

have you seen 12 naked? `Nahhx.

What's the worst thing you said to 18? `Your whole family are sluts all have xxx with animals. //\\ I bet you cannot go to NUS high \\// Shut up la dropout. (Too many to name)

DONE!!

Name a friend whose name starts with an "S" `Soo Kai

4th person on ur missed calls `most likely some sun nu Admins or zheng yu

What did the last text message you received say? `ToTo results

Do you chew on ur straws? `sometimes

Do you hav curly hair? `n0

What's the nxt concert you are going to? `i've nvr been to a concert.

Who is the coolest person in ur life?Mervyn~!!

What words do you say alot? `wEE~ MeRcuRy MeRcuwEE~!! oHmYGoD oHmYTiian oHmYMeRcuRy oHmYMeRcuwEE~!! Rubbish la you~!! Aww fuck~!!

What's the last ting you ate hotdog? `15/3/07 NCC camp 2nd day breakfast and Zheng Yu stole half of it. >.<

What was the last ting you said n who was it to? `I chewing la!! (my food) to grandma

Do you watch TV? `DUH

Is marriage in ur future? `Yes, if someone ever wants me

When was the last time you said i love you and you meant it? `When I looked at her picture and said it. It's not kong hwa one, though.

What should you b doing right now? `Doing this quiz

Do you hav a nickname? `BroI //\\ MeRcuwEE~

Do you believe in love at first sight? `Yes

Who's the youngest in ur family? `mE

Are you a heavy sleeper? `Yes

you used a skateboard? `Yes

Where was the last place you slept besides your hse? `In the Grand Audi during assembly

Best movie you've seen in the past 2 wks? `sadly,i din go watch movie the past 2 wks.

Ever kissed a boi? `Yes

DONE! wah at last. but itx fun doing quizzes like these. hahas.

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Never doubting if it's true
Is there no price that we won't pay
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After all the pride is gone
Hope has all but fallen through
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When no other words will do
And all it takes to clear the way
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