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Sunday, March 04, 2007

How many Disney films have you seen? Put an x in the box if you have seen the film and add up as you go along!

[ ] High School Musical `Sucks la!
[ ] Holes `WHAT HOLE! XD
[ ] Lizzie McGuire Movie `PUke*
[ ] Cheetah Girls `Cheetah boy la!
[ ] Halloween Town High `Town Low.-.-''
[ ] Cadet Kelly `National Cadet Corps arhh?
total: 0

[ ] Get a Clue `What clue.
[ ] Motocrossed `Cross ur head.
[x] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs `Mani times when i was youngyoungyoung . I have the CD.XD
[ ] Pocahontas `Mocha?
[ ] Pocahontas 2 `Mocha 2?
[ ] Lady and the Tramp `huh?
total: 1

[ ] Lady and the Tramp 2 `huh 2?
[x] Cinderella `hahaaasss .
[ ] The Parent Trap (original) `Trap PARENTS?! 0.o
[ ] The Parent Trap (with LindsayLohan) `Trap PARENTS 2!? o.0
[] The Little Mermaid `Mehservant?
[ ] The Little Mermaid 2 `Mehservant 2?
Total: 1

[ ] Mary Poppins `Pop ur si lang tao.
[ ] The Fox and the Hound `???!!!?!?!?!?!?
[ ] Dumbo `You dumbass la.
[x]Pinnochio `Long long nose...o.0 ahh my nose!!
[ ]Bambi `Bah ur head.
total: 1

[ ] Basil: The Great Mouse Detective ` Detect wad? go under skirts uh? stupid mouse.
[ ] The Rescuers Down Under `underwear la
[x] Toy Story`lol yeah
[x] Toy Story 2 `so boring .
[x] Lion King `OMG ! I LOVE LION KINGS !
[x] Lion King 2 `!! the lions all so cute one !!
total: 4

[x] Peter Pan `fly fly fly~
[ ] Peter Pan 2 `bang ur toot
[ ] Fantasia `Fanatasy?
[ ] The Three Caballeros ` Ca wad?
[ ] Alice in Wonderland `Dumb old rabbit.
[x] Sleeping Beauty `pig arh slp slp slp
total: 2

[x] 101 Dalmatians `dogs sooo cute!
[ ] 102 Dalmatians
[ ] The Sword in the Stone
[x] The Jungle Book `wEE~
[ ] The Aristocats
total: 2

[ ] Robin Hood `Nahh. onli heard of it.
[ ] Oliver and Company `?!
[ ] Beauty and the Beast `Ugly beast
[ ] Beauty and the Beast 2 `Ugly beast 2
[ ] Aladdin `Dun habb
[ ] Aladdin: Return of Jafar `Return of alamak?
[ ] Aladdin: The King of Thieves `Queen of thieves leh.
total: 0

[x] Finding Nemo. `Find that toot!
[x] Monsters, Inc. `Put them to sleep.
[x] Hercules `Tada!
[x] Mulan `diao ..
[x] Mulan 2 `Siianz...-.-''
[x] Tarzan `... `Orrrhhhh~ EeEeEe orrrhhhhh~ EeEeEe orrrhhhhh~
total: 6

[x] Lilo & Stitch `Cute little alien.
[ ] The Hunchback of Notre Dame `?!
[ ] The Emperor's New Groove `New clothes?
[ ] The Nightmare Before Christmas `Nahhx
[ ] Bed Knobs and Broomsticks `Rapist!
[ ] Pete's Dragon `-.-''
total: 1

[ ] Remember the Titans `Teen Titans?
[ ] Who Framed Roger Rabbit `Read book onli.
[ ] James and the Giant Peach `?! o.0
[ ] Mighty Ducks `Mighty chicken.-.-''
[x] A Bug's Life `Long time ago...-.-''
[x] The Incredibles `To the rescue!
total: 2

[ ] A Goofy Movie `googoogaga?
[ ] An Extremely Goofy Movie `Extreme googoogaga?
[ ] Atlantis` Antartica?
[x] The Chronicles of Narnia `Gonna watch soon.
[x] Around the World in 80 Days `Cool!
[ ] Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen `o.o
total: 2

[ ] A Cinderella Story `Geez
[ ] Pirates of the Carribean `NAHHX.
[ ] Pirates of the Caribean: Dead Man's Chest `NAHHX.
[ ] National Treasure` Wad treasure.o.0
[ ] Princess Diaries `rubbish
[ ] Princess Diaries 2 `even rubbish.
total: 0

[ ] Freaky Friday `o.0
[ ] Honey I Shrunk the Kids`o.0
[ ] A Muppet Christmas Carol`o.0
[ ] Ice Princess `Fire Prince?
total: 0

GRAND TOTAL: 22 . LOL .

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WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britains : I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you
want
in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets
for
you.
We say : No Stock leh.

RETURNING A CALL
Britains: Hello, this is Mr wEE. Did anyone page for me a few
moments
ago?
We say : Ehh, who page arh?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britains: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
We say : S-kew mE. Siam leh.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britains: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
We say : I pEh I pEh!!

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britains: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to
enter
through this door?
We say : (pointing the door) Can anot?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britains : Please make yourself right at home.
We say : Don't shy shy lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britains : I don't recall you giving me the money.
We say : Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britains : I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
We say : Don't want lah...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britains : Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where
you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the
issue.
We say : You siao ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britains : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying
to
concentrate over here.
We say : Tiam tiam lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britains : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time..
Do I
know you?
We say : See what see? Fight arh?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britains : We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
We say : Die lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britains : Will someone tell me what has just happened?
We say : What happen Why like that....

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britains : This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
We say : Like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britains : Would you mind not disturbing me? I'm getting annoyed!!
We say : Kanina wan die isit!!

So what's wrong with our language? Its simple, short, concise, to the
point
and effective!
Effectiveness is what communication is all about. XD

Give your heart and soul away
Never doubting if it's true
Is there no price that we won't pay
For a simple i love you

After all the pride is gone
Hope has all but fallen through
We can still make ourselves hold on
To a simple i love you

There's a time if love's to say

When no other words will do
And all it takes to clear the way
Is a simple i love you

There's a time if love's to say

When no other words will do
And all it takes to clear the way
Is a simple i love you

When no other words will do
Say a simple

i love you.

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