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Monday, March 12, 2007


10 March 2007, Saturday



WenT To cHesTer's Bdae parTy. mY GoD I sTopped aT the wrong place in the end need to sit bus go bak. -.-'' Then when i reached the CONDO, Melville park, which i thought it was a park, i started asking directions for BLK 20. Then when i finally reach chester's house I settled down to watch Scary Movie 4 wiTh ThE ResT. Mervyn, Chester(duh), Richie and rong hao was already there. Then chester's relative started coming in and i waved hello to them. those freakin' idiots so rude they juz stare at me.=((



Then DaN LinG CamE wiTh KarWaii AnD aH ThaM And iT's TimE for BasKeTBaLL!! wEE~! wE play halfway NicKii CamE AnD MerVyn was RECHARGED!! xDD wEE~!! TheN RonG Ha0 ChaLLengeD MeRvyN TheN DuNNo Wh0 WiN Larhhs. But NoT important. happy can lerrs. >.<>





aFTeR ThaT SocceR TimE. ThEn They play with strangers but i dun like so i went up to chester's to get a drink. TheN ThE ResT WaTchEd WanG Zi BiaN QinG Wa while I siT oN ThE MaSSagE ChaiR!! xDD wEE~!!






aFTeR ThE SocceR Gayys (xDD) came backk wE watch TV awhile TheN go BBQ. EaTEaTEaT then go play BLOCK CATCHING! aHaHaHas soo FuN!!



wEwent to the game room and thr was this freakin' b!tch tell us lower down our volume. SHUT UP LA B1TCH! TheN wE watched rong hao, danling, nickii and mervyn play carrem ( or wadeva u call iT). Then some watch them play others watched chester and hao zhe play table tennis. Before wE go we OFF ALL THE LIGHTS and since that frackin' b1tch wants us to keep quiet, we all counted to 3 and SCREAMED AND SHOUTED AND RAN! wEE~!!






aFTeR that play truth or dare by the pool. Then the frackin' security guard keep telling uS to lower down our volume. TheN RonG Hao, KaRWai and Dan LinG kip geTTing...xDD






THEN KARWAI UNBUTTONED RONG HAO'S SHIRT!! WOOOT!! xDD wEE~! WooT~!! Then rong hao threw grapes and pineapples into the pool. then dan ling have to take out. then rong hao have to eat it! LOL!! WA SEHHS! RETRIBUTION!! xDD.






aFTer that go home lo...TT wEE~






12 March 2007, Monday






WenT to celebrate MicheLLe's bdae aT Tampenis wiTh Soo Kai, Iris, JoyceLyn, PearLyN AnD JiaEn. MeT aT PasTaManiia then they walk one big round go LJS then go back... -.-'' TheN They order things and FORCE ME TO EAT!! PooR aHGonG LeHHs...TT They ask me go on diet. Then I go on diet lerrs they force me to eaT!! T.T TheN EaT LeRRs sTomacHAchE...TT wEE~!! LooK aT ThaT Friggin' piece of PIZZA! TRYING TO FORCE IT DOWN MY THROAT LEHHS!
Those LiTTLe EviL NoTTy NoTTiEs...T_T






ThEn went to arcade. Wa LieW eHHs sEE JoycELyN and ESPECIALLY PEARLYN play car driving until face green green...-.-'' TheN I play house of the dead 2 so fast die... the gun spoil le la wa lao... wan shoot cannot shoot wan reload cannot reload...TT wEE~






TheN pEarLyN pLay house of the dead 2 WA LAO EH ANOTHER FACE GREEN GREEN! ShE was like SHOOTING the zombie and then BEGGING the zombie not to kill her. AnD ShE Tried to reload when there's FULL AMMO. wth?!?! -.-'' ThEn JiaEn was beside her and both of them was like going "eww~!!" oH mY MeRcuRy...-.-''






ThEn wE played Bishi Bashi AnD the girls were totally owned by mE!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAS!! xDD AnD PeaRLyn was so bad that she cheated. she play halfway then come and anyhow press my buttons! ARHHHH!! TT NOT ONLY THAT! SHE STOLE MY TOKENS!! TT wEE~!! JoyCeLyN was shouting "aHgonG~!!" because i didn't give them a chance to score. xDD TheN IriS anD PearLyN teamed up, but in the end they GAMED OVER THE MOST TIMES!! xDD pLay HaLfWaY then MiMi the bdae gal came. That's why it's fun to play with girls. they get OWNED!! xDD wEE~!!






ThEn the girls went to take neoprints at pretty in tokyo and then soo kai went to look for CDs. GeeZ i was feeling so alone...T_T Then i took out my hp to play games. Then they finally came out. Then g walk walk walk all split up dunno they go whr onli noe mimi and En go LGS so i go find them then met soo kai. walk down escalator saw iris and co. .






Then they walk to take the cake then me and soo kai help them take things. then take le cake go mimi's house. then i gave mimi my present then she said, "aHGonG so cute!" I thought she say i cute worhhs! but in th end is the puppet cute... SOB SOB LA!! T_T Pearlyn arhh! NO MANNERS! HOW CAN OPEN PPL'S PRESENT!! xDD wEE~!! then go examine mimi's room see got boy anot. xDD then i found out how long my MSN name was!! xDD >.<>





TheN CuT CakE!! wE SanG end bdae song and then when they sang chinese one i sang hokkien one. LOLX! xDD TheN EaT CakE EaT halfway Pearlyn accidentaly dropped a piece of cake onto the floor. EWW~!! >.<






TheN after awhile go home le... Missed the fun so much...TT WhY so early go? Can hang out longer mahhx... TT then iris was suggesting then the bdae girl shud escort everyone home. I AGREE. MUST!! xDD Then mE, Soo Kai and En climbed the stairs after the rest went for awhile then i sang the NCC song and kai and en was commentng on it. >.<






WheN wE ReachEd the 1st floor we got lost!! >.< Then we finally met at a nearby playground. Then some bought ice cream while i bought 2 ice pops at 10cents each!! woots!! xDD then i drink finish le throw onto the floor silly soo kai go pick up...TT i owe government 1.5k.... wEE~




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WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britains : I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you
want
in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets
for
you.
We say : No Stock leh.

RETURNING A CALL
Britains: Hello, this is Mr wEE. Did anyone page for me a few
moments
ago?
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ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
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WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britains: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to
enter
through this door?
We say : (pointing the door) Can anot?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britains : Please make yourself right at home.
We say : Don't shy shy lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
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We say : Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
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We say : Don't want lah...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britains : Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where
you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the
issue.
We say : You siao ah?

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Britains : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying
to
concentrate over here.
We say : Tiam tiam lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
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Do I
know you?
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WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britains : Would you mind not disturbing me? I'm getting annoyed!!
We say : Kanina wan die isit!!

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point
and effective!
Effectiveness is what communication is all about. XD

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Never doubting if it's true
Is there no price that we won't pay
For a simple i love you

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Hope has all but fallen through
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When no other words will do
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When no other words will do
And all it takes to clear the way
Is a simple i love you

When no other words will do
Say a simple

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