Ivan's Ravenous Oven - Exploded MeRcuwEE~!!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

&. i fear 7 out of 71 things`Call this fearless? oH mY MerCurY...-.-''
&. if you get more than 30 you're paranoid.
&. if you get 21 to 29 you're normal.
&. if you get 11 to 20 you are pretty normal.
&. if you get 10 or less you're fearless.
&. people who don't have any are dumb asses who want people to think they are tough stuff.

&. everyone fears something... you just have to find the right thing.

&. i fear...

[ ] gay people `Don't discriminate them. They are humans. I'm not one kayys...-.-''
[ ] the dark `Come to the dark side...
[ x ] being single forever `I want father's day the w0rhhs...o.0
[ ] being a parent `GOTTA be one eh?
[ ] being myself in front of others `Why not?
[ ] open spaces `Let's play!
[ ] closed spaces `Let's sleep...-.-''
[ ] heights `LOL! Can't kiLL right? why so scared?! o.0
[ ] black cats `Cutie~
[ ] birds `Bird Bird~XD wEE~
[ ] fish `Yummy...o.0
[ ] ants `One thumb does it all...
[ ] driving `MUST DRIVE ARHHX!
[ ] flying `Has always be my day-dream...TT
[ ] flowers or other plants `Lol? * Sniff Sniff* Ah choo~
[ ] being touched `Can touch people?! XD wEE~
[ ] fire `Fire is DANGEROUS but FUN!
[ ] dark water `Lolx?? Ink arhhx?
[ ] the ocean `The wide lovely waters...
[ ] failure `Failure is success' Lao Bu leh!
[ ] success `Lolx everyone wants success right??
[ ] thunder/lightning `They are just sound waves...-.-'' Think Strike ToTo arhhx?
[ ] frogs/toads `Boing boing~XD wEE~
[ ] my boy/girlfriends/(ex)boy/girlfriends dad `Uhhh... Huh?
[ ] my boy/girlfriends/(ex)boy/girlfriends mom `Uhhh...Huh?
[ ] mice/rats `They are filthy but CUTE!!
[ ] jumping from high places `Fly~!! wEE~ *SPLAT*
[ ] snow `Never play with real snow before...
[ ] rain `Love it! No, I'm no crying. It's the rain.
[ ] wind `wEE~~~
[ ] cotton balls `BALL BALL!!
[ ] cemeteries `Lol? Ghost can't harm you.
[ ] clowns `They are funny!
[ ] large crowds `The more the merrier
[ ]crossing bridges `Lolx they won;t collapse de laa...-.-''
[ ] death `Everyone has to die!
[ ] heaven `Paradise!
[ ] being robbed `Lolx put paper money in the paper wallet...-.-''
[ ] men `Lolx I'm not scared of my father...-.-''
[ ] women `Lolx I'm not scared of my mother...-.-''
[ x ] having great responsibilty `OH MY MERCURY! Things go wrong, you get blamed. T_T
[ ] doctors, including dentists `Lolx bloody human. But can't live without them...-.-''
[ ] tornadoes `wEE~
[ ] hurricanes `Wee~
[ ] diseases `I grew up having them...
[ ] snakes `Wriggly TOOT! XD wEE~
[ ] sharks `I love their beautiful teeth.
[ ] shots `Huh?? Tio gun arhhx?!-.-''
[ ] Friday the 13th `Lolx?
[ x ] poverty `Wa no money die liao arhhx!! T_T
[ ] ghosts `Can't harm us can they?
[ ] Halloween `Trick or Treat!!
[ ] school `Why scared? Can hang out with friends. wEE~
[ ] trains or railroads `Who ask you go walk on them??-.-''
[ ] odd numbers `Lolx?
[ ] even numbers `Lolx?
[ ] being alone `Spend some time reflecting on your actions...
[ x ] being blind `I don't think I can live in the BLACK BLACK WORLD...BBW... T_T
[ ] being deaf `Not blind can lerrs.
[ ] growing up `Lolx?! Faster puberty...XD wEE~
[ ] monsters under my bed `Squeeze them to death(again).
[ ] creepy noises in the night `Lolx you mean sound waves?! -.-''
[ ] bee stings `Dumb bugs...-.-''
[ x ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals `I don't want any regrets...
[ ] blood `I LOVE THEM! Espeacially when they drip down the wall... THICK THICK de...XD wEE~
[ x ] someone you love or care about getting hurt `Please don't get hurt...
[ x ]someone you love or care about hurting you `Please don't hurt mE...
[ ] love `I want love, but love doesn't want mE...T_T
[ ] spiders `They are COOL!
[ ] needles` This TOOT will TOOT your TOOT! XD wEE~

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want
in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets
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moments
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enter
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you're
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to
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Do I
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point
and effective!
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Give your heart and soul away
Never doubting if it's true
Is there no price that we won't pay
For a simple i love you

After all the pride is gone
Hope has all but fallen through
We can still make ourselves hold on
To a simple i love you

There's a time if love's to say

When no other words will do
And all it takes to clear the way
Is a simple i love you

There's a time if love's to say

When no other words will do
And all it takes to clear the way
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