Ivan's Ravenous Oven - Exploded MeRcuwEE~!!

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

wEE~
Not because I enjoyed myself. It's because I FINALLY got my SCHOOL SHORTS!

Wa lan damn pai seh siia... I wear my father's black short to school lehhs.When I entered the school everybody was like looking at me. Then I heard Jian Wei shout : "Ivan lai lo!" Then I quickly rushed over. Mervyn, Hao Zhe and Chester was with him too.

Then go hall listen to the principal's crap. Whoa can't say I'm unlucky lo. Got one guy hair long then the level master saw it and then shout at him and ask him to do 50 squats. That cb kiia damn kao peii la. School say must have manners this kind of farker don't even have a freakin' shiit of manners. Everyone looked at the guy(well, almost!!) except me. Why? BECAUSE MY HAIR LONGER THEN HIS! HAHAHA!! LUCKY NVR TIO CAUGHT SIIA!! Then after that went to classroom.

Listen to the teacher's rubbish. Then see give us masking tape ask us write our name on it and paste it on our shirts. LAME and CHILDISH. Onlii our class lahh... Then student counsellors come. Got Cute cute de Dayang(Verii nice to bulli!!=p), okok-handsome de Ming En(OK la!!),
eh pui teh de Slyvia(hehehes...), also veri nice to bully de Sin Yi(LOL) and some other crappy counsellors. Dayang best.=D Followed by Ming En.>.<>

Then go play some lame games. Dayang bad. Sabo me.TT He see the masking tape on my back then noe my name. Then sabo me until I need go up act some shiit. Dayang bully. Hmphs.=((

Reccess time I faster go collect my shorts then faster go change. Queue up quite long, so after changing reccess over...=(( Then go play some crappy games again some more need blindfold. So lame lo.

Then got one game got some cards for you to choose got nose, toe, ankle, ear, thigh and maybe eyebrow. Then two people each take one card. Then for example A took nose and B took toe then A's nose must touch B's toe. Still got nose and ear lo. Nose and thigh some more. That dumb dumb girl who made this must be SICK. So disgusting la... Then went to grand Auditorium to learn stuff (or rather, FOOL AROUND HAHAS!).

Then still got dog n' bone... With WATER BALOONS! Luckily nvr burst...-.-ll At the end of the day listen to the dunno who's nonsense again. So hot la the hall like no air-con de. Talk talk talk for a looong time then we do the cheers and school song. SO LAME. Except the Rock You cheer. Hahas. Fun clapping. And SCREAMING! LOLX!! Suppose to be until 4pm la... Do until 4.30 pm...

Then I WALK WRONG WAY! Shirlyn Tham la... She went to the wrong way then came back I heard them muttering about : "Thought is shortcut" Then ask them what shortcut they nvr tell me... Then waste my time walking to the WRONG PLACE OH FARK MAN... Oii no vulgar la chee bai 0ops!!>.<>.< (Siiao Chiie Chiie don't angry...XD) Then reach home FORGET CUT HAIR! I take off clothes gonna bathe le lehh... Heng haven on water then wear back those smelly rubbish and rush to the salon cut hair for $7 wa lan so ugly de siia!!! >.<

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