Ivan's Ravenous Oven - Exploded MeRcuwEE~!!

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Kinda funny.

We were storing water into small plastic bags to freeze into ice for 1 day 2 night fishing at East Coast from Monday to Friday, but my brother did it wrongly so we gotta take out all the water and store the plastic bags again.

We poke and *toot* the plastic bag flow out like our intestines do and let it flow into a big container ( the bottom part of the thing you use to steam fish ). I was so playful I put my whole hand into the FREEZING 0 degree Celsius water and when I took it out my hand was NUMB and I CAN'T MOVE IT~!! Ahh~!! Wait for awhile then okayy lerrs...

Then my brother playful use water splash my mother because my mother keep squeezing the pimple-like thingy ( it's her horrible hobby ) on his back. Then I used a CUP to SPLASH my mom and my brother joined in. I use glass cup he use metal cup and we splash until veh fun.

Then suddenly I sprung my cup forward instead of the water coming out, the HANDLE BROKE and the WHOLE GLASS CUP excluding the handle FLEW TOWARDS MY MOM'S LEG but luckily she managed to dodge it... Then we stop and pick up the glass pieces lohhs... LOLX dangerous yet fun siia! LOLX!

Few weeks ago I learnt from one of the workers to use the towel to hit someone like using the cane. I hiht my uncle TWICE and he shouted DAMN LOUDLY TWICE!! So fun!! XD

Will post bout' X'mas party and my fishing trip maybe after Wed. Cyyaz.

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