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Friday, December 15, 2006

Hah so late then post siia...

11/12/06 Monday
Went to catch crab at Tanjong Rhu. Piiangz... Damn lots of mosquitoes lo... My tummy, leg shoulder got bitten liiaoz lo... Used small shark's head as bait and threw the net into the water lo...

After awhile buey tahan liiaoz hand itchy wanna gamble... So go uncle's van take tent to set up... Then my uncle, brother, mother and I start gambling lohhs... 10cents only lahhs... I last one get blackjack lo...

Here's the scores :

Uncle (banker) - Collect $1 from mother
- Collect 70cents from brother
- Give me $1.20
=Win 50cents

Mother - Give Uncle $1
- Lose $1 (Lost most ahahaha!XD)

Brother - Give Uncle 70cents
- Lose 70cents

mE - Collect $1.20 from Uncle
- Win $1.20( Win most wEE~~!!!XD )

12/12/06 Tuesday
Actually planned to go swimming with Mervyn and Tao Wang... But yesterday catch crab until todae 6a.m.++ until too tired overslept... When i reach they already gonna go home... So I go mervyn's house lo... Then play play play play play then Yun Jie invite us go Mountbatten Community Centre play basketball. I don't want go lo cause I want play CS siia... Then Mervyn keep begging me to go lo... Cause he want see Yun Jie mahhs... Wa lau "zhong4 se4 qing1 you3" one lo...

So we take bus go lo... Then play play play going to rain so Yun Jie want go home le... Then I persuade Mervyn follow then we follow lo... Then I hurry him he hurry me in the end reach le Yun Jie sms-ed said she JUST BOARDED THE BUS! We reach her house liiaoz la... Then ask us go back door... We go le then she going LIBRARY then gotta WALK TO THE FRONT AGAIN!! Piiangz!!

Then follow... Go into library enjoy air-con. Then Yun Jie go buy bubble tea we also buy... The bubble tea uncle bully her then I say betta don't cause Mervyn there... Then he ask in chinese, "Her boyfriend arh?" I say yes then Yun Jie nvr silent... Silence means consent w0rhhs...XD Then Yun Jie go home then I go Mervyn's house lo... Play awhile then go home le lo.

13/12/06 Wednesday
Caught lots of flower crabs... All stabbed to death... Damn fun siia! XD
Steam the crabs then eat with Udon. I ate two and a half plate w0rhhs!! XD

My god-uncle's girlfriend, Catlin, bought a little seal bed (lolx atually mattress onli lahhs...XD) for Kirby and he really likes it!!

Aiyo see!! Sleep until liddat! Dunnoe whether Kirby's a dog or a PIG! -.-ll

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