Ivan's Ravenous Oven - Exploded MeRcuwEE~!!

Saturday, December 02, 2006

In the world of Happy Feet, a type of penguins, every penguin is born to sing a heartfelt song, except MaMo (I shall call him MoMo). He sounds like a... Well... It seems like his voice is breaking too much and he SCREAMS instead of SING. Also, he can't stand still, as his leg would keep tapping the ground and he would keep moving about.

Why does MoMo have this problem while the other baby penguins doesn't? This is all because of his father. The mothers went fishing during the fishing season while fathers huddle together with the eggs between their feet to brave through the freezing night with icestorms. However, Mamo's dad carelessly dropped the egg and this caused all the problems.

When MoMo was born, He couldn't stand still. His father shouted, "Hey hey hey watch your beak!!" But it was too late. MoMo lost control and *TOOOOOOOOOOT~*!! He poked his father's *toot* lolx...XD

When Momo's parents were fishing overtime, MoMo went to the top (sort of) of the ice island where a little guy could be himself. Then four birds came and wanted to devour him. Fortunately, MoMo caught sight of something yellow attached to the fiercest bird's leg and asked about it. "Aww not again?!" the other three birds said. Then the bird started explaining that he was done by the ALIENS (That's what they call humans, Yeah us.). Just then MoMo fell into a small hole and survived the crisis.

Apparently, MoMo has a crush over the best singer, Gloria. But a penguin has to please a female one with his singing, so MoMo thought that he doesn't stand a chance. During the Graduation Night, all the penguins gathered on a small ice island and sang together. MoMo started singing, or rather, screaming, and the other penguins scolded him. MoMo was depressed and hence spent his whole night on a small, small iceberg.

When MoMo woke up, a giant seal went after him and he was startled. He started escaping and he ended up on land (ice) and the seal was stuck on it. The seal tediously jumped up to devour MoMo but to no avail. This is where MoMo met the four shorty penguins, penguins that need not sing.

MoMo followed them to their "territory" and they were having a competition -- Collecting pebbles. They went to see Lovelard (Or smth liddat lahh!!) who was known to know everything, but one question, one pebble. he has a so-called "sacred tailsman from the gods" around his neck, but it fact it was some rubbish with rings from us human.

When MoMo when to find Lovelard for the 2nd time, Lovelard's 'tailsman' was getting tighter and he was choking. And in order to go back to his own 'territory', MoMo has to find out what has happened to all those disappearing fishes. They climbed over a cliff to where the elephant seals were and reached the human village.

Lovelard was seperated from them and when MoMo and co. found him, he was under a metal thing with a bell on top. Then, two whales came and seemed like wanna have fun and also eat them. Lovelard 'tailsman' was entangled to the bell and MoMo wanted to rescue him. The two wells took both of them as volley balls and hit them here and there. In the end Lovelard's 'tailsman' was torn and detached.

Then, MoMo told the four shorty penguins and Lovelard to take care of his mother and Gloria and tell his father that he had tried his best. With that, MoMo jumped from a veh veh high cliff and Lovelard said :" What are we suppose to tell his parents? We came all the way here to watch him suicide?!?!" And everyone laughed. Lolx... MoMo chased after the ship with LOTS LOTS LOTS AND YES, LOTS OF FISH but someone used a hook and hooked him off.

He was washed ashore and someone sold him to the zoo. MoMo felt lonely. He heard a little girl knock against the glass, and he started tapping his feet to his rythem. Then lots of human went to watch him dance and some even called other ppl to watch and use their phones to tell other ppl.

In the end the zoo attached a radio thingy on his back and released him. MoMo went back and everyone thought that he was dead. Lovelard and co. was with the other penguins too. The Penguin Chief (PC) said that there were no such things as aliens when MoMo said that they, I mean we, were responsible for the dropping of the population of fishes. Gloria told MoMo to turn around and when they saw the radio thing, the PC said that MoMo lead the aliens to invade them. Then, Gloria challenged him, "I thought you said that there were no such things as aliens?" And PC was speechless.

After that a helicopter came and the penguins thought that we came to capture them. Then MoMo started dancing and everybody followed suit, even the PC. Then one of the humans took out a video camera. After taht was a cutscene of us humans debating about saving penguins and civilians go on strike to ban fishing. The five humans from the helicopter came out and danced with the penguins. One of the humans slipped and landed on his @$$. LOLX!!

The movie ended with MoMo dancing and singing together with Gloria.

When we moved out of the cinema, I started tapping my feet. Then when we were going down the stairs, we suggested we slide on our bellies like the penguins!! XD

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