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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Hiies time is now 7.05am... Finished bathing and doing my daily +10 sit-ups... Morning do 70 le(Actually for yesterday cause forgot to doXD)... Night do 80...

Set off at 10pm then go set up nets and stuff... TodaE VEH LESS crabs siia...only caught one big one and 4 small ones... can cook crab bee hoon... all the crabs dam aggressive siia... Dangerous...

Can't barbercue crab cause need chop and clean... so we barbercue sausages, hotdogs, crab-stick, pork, chicken and marshmallows... Whoaas... Still not full sia..XD

Leave the nets in the water for 4-6 hours then after everything we threw charcoal into the water then the smoke come out and sizzled. After throw rubbish and stuff into the water... Hahas you may say throw charcoal contaminates the water.... But HEY! It ferterlises water plants and hence allowing moer oxygen for fis -- HEY! Not a Science stuff or anythin' right? Lolx aniwaees it's doing gd deed larrx!! XD

When walking back to the the van i chewed the remaining marshmallows and spit then everywhere...=x luckily no one saw...~>.<~

Then my uncle drove me, mom and god-uncle to somewhere dunno where dunno out of nowhere to eat lor mee... don't like so eat half dun wan le gib my big-sized uncle...XD

After this go home le... Bro go chalet til fri so god-uncle come my house slp his bed, which is beside me. For your info, we barbercued and fished and crabbed and stuff at the side lane of nicole highway and everyone was looking at us!! Some say romantic, alot people cycling they see almost bang into things. As for me i think we look like a bunch of runaway punks!

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