Ivan's Ravenous Oven - Exploded MeRcuwEE~!!

Monday, November 20, 2006

Firstly a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Yun Jie!! Yesterday girls go chalet I went to her Birthday party. When i reached all playing Tai-di, then some went to the pool with cups and splashed each other. Suprisingly, my clothes dried up faster then usual but in the end got wet again and again and again and again and again...

We splashed and went to the playground until Mervyn and Hao Zhe came with plastic-bags ( those use for 'da bao' drinks ) for WATER-BOMBING! All fill up then go outside with a drain as a border-line and we start battle. Wa lao dam alot of girls siia.. I got hit once... DAMMIT! In the end boys threw the last bomb Dan Ling haf one last one she DAM CHEAP! JIAN! We no more bombs le she jump over to the other side and chase Mervyn! Poor thing...

When we went back we enjoyed the air-con... Everybody start eating. Suprisingly it seemed like I was the last few ones to eat... DC so sweet to Shi Jing! Automatic take food for her... Other people ask he don't even care... LOLX! Den confession... Blah Blah no one wanna confess...=.=''

After that go playground again climb here climb there blah blah blah... Claire challenged me stay on the bridge while she,DC and Merv jump. Bu Zhi Liang Li...Noob siia... All I scared was that the birdge would break...Then the girls STOLE our plastic bags and hid inside the girl's toilet to fill up... Then we the boys run lorrs. Hao Zhe throw until no more bombs then the girls all CHIIONG ARHHS! Then I already wet so I also CHIIONG and Tammie threw a bomb and hit me straight in the chest! OUCH! In the end I destryoed their "ammo" and Mervyn and Hao Zhe dunno run until where liiaoz... Hmphs... Damn bad siia.

Then another time go play ground Benedict gave me a water-bomb to throw at poor Beverly... I shoot at her she like very pain liddat... The water splashed til Yun Jie's eyes she very angry I go forward see see she pushed me into the bush two times... 1st time ok... 2nd time ALMOST fall and then I swung my wrist and say "Xia Si Wo..."(Scare die me)

Because I destroy the "ammo" the girls very angry and hated me forever...Dam sad... Todae wake up cried...A little la... But a boy cannot cry so much mahhs so "REN"!

After that went to the playground again... Dunno do wad la... Nth to do juz hang out also fun...Betta den at home stare at COM screen dam bad for eyes...XD We played Captain's Ball with
1)Claire,
2)Ivan(mE),
3)Mervyn,
4)Daryll(DC),
5)Darren Seow,
6)Shanisca's bro(reserve),
7)Ying Ying(Or smth liddat)
Versus(V.S.)
8)Dan Ling,
9)Yun Jie(seperated by Merv sobx...T.T),
10)Jian Sheng,
11)Shanisca,
12)Vannessa(A "senior" i THINK is ex-KongHwaiian),
13)Zi Hui
Wa lao I broke my left pinky finger siia... Damn pain...T_T

Then Lena, LQ, Pei Yi and a mystery girl (don't wan reveal her name to me) played MONKEY together with Shanisca's lil' brother...Poor boy... Bullied by so many big girls...

When they say sing B-dae song in the end nvr sing... Become photo-taking session... Mervyn and Yun Jie got a couple photo shot siia...WOOOO... They giving out cakes i was sitting beside Mervyn... 1st cake finish liiao I nvr get... Until they take out 2nd cake then I got to eat smth...>.< We dunnno go playground how many times siia...

Then we started to climb up a ro0f... Luckily security guard nvr see... When I climb up I hit a tile and it flew up the others got scared all jump down... In the end I also nvr go up...=(

Darren Seow really siiao I think he dropped a p4 girl's hamster onto the ground then all angry go GANGBANG him scold him like siiao... Then the girl angry take Nike water-bottle spray DS... Hahas...Serves him right...

DC say want treat us to bubble tea but in the end don't have... He went home while playing Captain's Ball halfway...Most of the ppl left after visiting the playground for the last time. Mervyn so early go... Then in the end left mE, Jian Sheng, Yun Jie, Darren Seow, Dan Ling, Shanisca and her lil' brother. We played Broken Telephone, Simon Says and some other games... When I was Simon I said hug the lampost JS rush and hug the girls don't dare to hug only can hold...LOLX...XD

I chased those people until my slippers spoil siia! Need to walk around and go home barefooted! We went up to Yun Jie's house to open the presents... Mervyn gave Yun Jie a big Teddy Bear!! Wooo~ So sweet!! Then JS and Dan Ling damn sick take another bear make them sex say one is Mervyn and one is Yun Jie. YUCKS!

Dan Ling action action stand in front of the pool play with the water... Then I seized the chance and PUSHED HER DOWN INTO THE POOL! ~*SPLASH!!*~ WOOOHOO! After that I don't dare stand near the water...

Then we went to the opposite end lie on the "grass-like" floor and stare at the sky enjoy one minute of peace. Then we share songs,stories and funny stuff... We walk here walk there throughout the party keep saying "Boy/Girl come I've got something to show you...(The Sexual Education Vid)" and then all laugh... Shanisca's bro dunno wad we toking about...Then he hid my shoes and I almost cannot find it! Grr... (*Mumbles not so nice things*)

After that we sent Yun Jie to her house and Dan Ling take her things and went back, leaving me and JS. JS want go home I asked him accompany me he so good siia... We went to the pool to play with the water and rinse our feet the Security Guard come JS scared. He asked us to go all the way to the opposite side of the pool juz to tell us "Don;t play anymore". Dam crap la. This kind of attitude towards visitors dam fcked up la...

I sent JS outside and I also need go outside wait for my uncle drive van come fetch me then we walked past YJ's house JS called her and asked her to looked down. Then she come then we were like blowing kisses and muack muack muack say take care and stuff. As a friend only la... Mervyn don't jealous ok... You'll have plenty of chances... Not only blow but contact... Hehes... Then I went home barefooted... Sobx...

Ok look. I apologise for bursting all your water bombs girls I didn't thought about it and acted recklessly it's my fault ok? Please forgive me can anot...

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