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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Haha todae go parkway work awhile( No pay de HMPHS! ) then go school hand in form.

After that go Mervyn's house play play lohhs. We go there watch him play XBox ( The Godfather ) then I take a toy sword threaten him. Then he ask me to wait then he go storeroom take out the WUSHU SWORD and come fight me!! ~>.<~ Then when i take the sword he take out one big, long Wooden Stick ( Don't think dirty!! ) come fight me. In the end, we went downstairs to the playground to fight. *PING PONG PIANG~!!* until very shuang!! Then we started cutting the grass and flowers... Lolx! Destroying public property AHH~!! ~>.<~

After hours of fun we went back up to play play awhile and it's DINNER TIME! YIPEE!! Wa very funny siia... Everytime go Mervyn's house I never eat breakfast never eat lunch one whole day never eat until a meal at his house is served... LOLX!! XD

Then we played Counter-Strike -- Condition Zero : Deleted Scenes. Used cheats so easy play... After awhile almost 6pm lerrs Mervyn need go jogging at Bedok Reservoir for 8km so we fight one last round. This round Mervyn use sword I use Wooden Rod then we fight until i keep hitting the ceiling. XP Then I too rough my hands too fast instead of hurting Mervyn, my hands moved towards Mervyn then he accidentaly cut my middle finger until bleed... Youch~... Little bit bloog niia... Nvm derrs.=)

Then Mervyn's father drive me home so good! On the way down we met Aunty Magaret ( Mervyn's mom ) then she said I SLIMMED DOWN! LOLX! I WAS SO VERY G0D DAMN HAPPY SIIA!! She said my chin looked sharper...=.=''

Todae go Mervyn's house more like practising weapons...-.-ll Aniwae when i reach home i on com go on msn i forgot Mervyn go jogging I go talk to him in the end is Aunty Magaret reply... We chat chat then I spell her name as Aunty MagEret then in the end she told me to call her Aunty Market...~>.<~ Then we chat until Aunty Magaret accidentaly used the
F(_)CK emoticon( Mervyn put the shortcut as "IT" ) LOLX!!

Then we play checkers and minesweeper I won then Mervyn came back challenge me keep losing then resign... Still say he come back from jogging giddy... EXCUSE! (''\(';..;')/'') RAWR~!!

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