Ivan's Ravenous Oven - Exploded MeRcuwEE~!!

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Hah! Todae got a chance to go out with da boiiz. YAY! go PCBunk... crap... rakion with woon wei... DAM! at 1st leading... den woon wei so pro managed to catch up... chaos mode at the same time... i won! den in the end i was leading!! yay! >.< heres the list! The List :

Gals
1) Beatrice - The only Pr6/2 TAF girl... When shy always tilt head and stare....
2) Brenda - My Grand daughter... Like to sa jia0... Always gives me go0sebumps...XD Her unpleasant look show me i really want to slap her...XP
3) Amanda - Likes bo0ks... Well... Not "like"... "LOVES"! Great captain for Captain ball...
4) Rachel - Compo pro.Doesn't talk much to guys... Kind of anti-social... Hmm... Unlike poles ATTRACT... This is SO VERY GOD DAMN TRUE~!! Watch out for No. 39~!!
5) Ella - Went back to China... Has a grudge against the guys somehow...(Maybe due to me!!XD) Loves to draw Japan anime and cute gals.
6) Sing Rue - BOOKWORM~!! Compo pro also... Very scared of balls...(Don't think outta da' box!=.='')Scolds people when smiling((:
7) Hui Jun - This... old hag? No la jkjk no offence...XD Gd fwen to make. Easy to go along with.
8) Wei Shan - Doesn't talk much I suppose... Don't know much bout' her. 9) Hui Shan - Whoa... Da Jie Da... Kinda bossy... Gambling queen!! Scold people very unpleasant 10) Huey Ying - Gameboy freak... Whole day play gameboy!!
11) Wen Yi - Quiet girl. Smiles alot.=)
12) Shirlyn Ng - Dangerous person... REALLY is "Gong1 Si1 Fen1 Ming2". Misbehave and she will "MUAHAHAHAHA!" XD Not really that mean la... Gd fwen to make. HOMEWORK freak~!!
13) Jia Wen - Next time can be Ah Lian...XD Kinda loves to smile too.
14) Sophin - The Great one... I mean... The one with the Great SPARE TYPE! LOLX! PUI EH~!! BAO ZHU PO~!! Sings Tian Tian Ye Ye pretty well with Woon Wei!!
15) Zi Xing - Once she's your gd friend, she's easy to communicate with. 16) Jaf Ie - The famous Zombie Mushroom!! Easily influenced and terrorised... Want her boyfriend Jed abandon me this old old Gan Jiu Ye... Haiiz... Sadz...:'(
17) Yi Yun - Boii... This is dam...well...easily provoked... Little thing only let out a earth-shaking ear-drum piercing cat-chasing "WHAT?!?!" And give that to eyebrows liddat>> .\/. LOLX!
18) Shirlyn Tham - Oh boii... This one is trouble... BIG TROUBLE~!! Not happy kick my leg! Dammit~!! Always "Tou1 Xiao4".
19) Si Jia - This girl actually is shy and quiet... But once you her gd fwen and can get informal with, you sure buay tahan...=.=''
20) Vannessa - Hmm... Free roamer around all the girl gangs in Pr6/2.
21) Kar Waii - My jiejie! Loves anime... Quite good at chinese chess also... Somehow quiet... As in speak softly la!

Guys
22) Rong Hao - Chief of the Blue Pheonix Sect~!! Bball and chinese chess pr0! Loves sexual education...XD
23) Chester - Always hang out with FrAz, Rong Hao and co. .Chinese Chess pr0
24) Eric - Eccentric GameBoy hogger!! Ex-bottle swinger.
25) Eugene - Freckled little boii boii~!! Go overseas play long time never see him lerrs...
26) Jian Wei - Nincompoop as mentioned by FiFi... Somehow irritating. Gay-to-be.
27) Jeremy - Tyco tyco de vice head prefect!! Hangs out with FrAz and co. like Chester.
28) Justin - Justice Bao! Loves soccer.
29) Jian Ming - Big and strong. Soccer pro?
30) Lionel - Nothing to say. Plain h0m0.
31) Woon Wei - Once a friend, easy to go along with. Sings Tian Tian Ye Ye pretty well with Sophin!!
32) Ivan - The big fat me!!
33) Jun Yan - Looks like slowing others down but a gd fwen to make. Kind by nature
34) Samuel - Puny silly cat Zidane!! Badminton pro!
35) Boon Wee - An ok friend if you can stand extreme annoyance and pranks.
36) Han Siang - A VERY pleasant and "guaii" boii. Can be quite cute at times.
37) Qing Yang - Kinda selfish. Average person.
38) Yu Yang - A backstabber la. Hyprocrite. Wonder how he became a model pupil. Model sissy more like it. BLOODSUCKER!
39) Fraser - Handsome seducer! Seduces many girls unwittingly...XD Bbal pro and the Da Ge Da of most boiis. Social. Unlike poles attract. No. 4 Rachel proves it so very god damn true!! XD
40) Richie - Cute cute little teddy bear~!! Can get violent w0rhhs! Violent still a little primary 3/9 teddy bear...XD

Phew... Spent 2 days doing this... crap...=.=''

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