Ivan's Ravenous Oven - Exploded MeRcuwEE~!!

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Yesterday Saturday go cinema watch Rob.B.Hood... So funny siia!! Two professional burglars that can crack any safe so funny... Run away from police dat slide down the staircase handrail... Then one day go steal a baby get 3 hundred million dollars... The baby soooooooooo cute!! Then Jackie Chan jump out of the window then close it then the police run after him then *SMACK*!! The face become pig head and stick to the window... Chan from very high jump to the air-con box outside is real part lehhs! Very high drop down sure die... Then got one part Chan hide the baby in his clothes then the baby go SUCK HIS N1PPLES!! WTF?!?! In the end they reveal that the crew applied honey on the nipples! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! Then the baby car got hooked by a truck then Chan steal a car and his another pro burglar friend Octopus jump onto a motorbike and ask the girl chase the truck... He ask her he drove motor b4 anot the girl say PLAY GAME DE!! then anyhow chiiong then in the end Octopus jump on Chan's car then get knocked over by the bad guyz... Then they buy the baby's thing the person at the counter say," Buy things cannot Sui Bian de!! I'm not against your kind ( She thought they g@y ) ..." Then Octopus act g@y!! LOLX!!! In the end they tried to rescue the baby who the bad guy put in a freezer room and then they were stopped by 2 powerful kung ful pro. Then Chan fight one the pro knock him onto the floor then Chan take a Diaper with LOTS OF SH!T and threw it at the pro's face!! OMG!!! Then he ride the toy motorbike the pro jump away and the motor headed towards the other pro fighting Octopus!! Then they go in the room and the 2 pro follow... the plug stuck on the door and pull the door *CLOSED!!* !! Then inside very cold they fight fight then Chan took a fan and blow at the 2 pros!! Then Octopus took a bottle of milk put at the back of the fan and *SPLASHHHHHH~* !! The room can only be opened from the outside and then in the end their "Shi Fu" go tried very hard to unlock the Swiss computerised machine safe lock with more than 4 million combinations. He ask the others to shut off the air-con and stop breathing!! LOL?! Then open liao the 2 ppl rush out hugging the baby and the 2 pros come out then the police and the "Shi Fu" thought they frozen zombies! Then the 3 burglars get jailed but got a lower sentence... In the end they trick all of us!! They bring them to "death sentence place" or "Qiang Bi" and then blindfold them ( got one go blindfold wrongly and then blindfold until like headband liddat! ) and then *BANG!!* really like real one their body got spark come out some more!! In the end they only act as a demonstration of death sentence... Then their family go talk to them... Then the baby's parents bring the baby to visit them... They say sorry then the parents say , "The baby would've died without you.". And then Chan and Octopus played with the baby then it's time to return to their cells but they forgot to gib back the baby and ALMOST BROUGHT HIM BACK TO THE CELL!! LOLX!!

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