Ivan's Ravenous Oven - Exploded MeRcuwEE~!!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Here's another poem. Sounds familiar not mine:

Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,

Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.

And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,

She knows I like her just as well,
As in the days when I rang her bell.

And she rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.

Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.

"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on her,
Just to show that I'm thinking of her."

But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.

Around the corner, yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram sir," "She died today."

And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.

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WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britains : I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you
want
in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets
for
you.
We say : No Stock leh.

RETURNING A CALL
Britains: Hello, this is Mr wEE. Did anyone page for me a few
moments
ago?
We say : Ehh, who page arh?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britains: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
We say : S-kew mE. Siam leh.

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britains: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
We say : I pEh I pEh!!

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britains: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to
enter
through this door?
We say : (pointing the door) Can anot?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britains : Please make yourself right at home.
We say : Don't shy shy lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britains : I don't recall you giving me the money.
We say : Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britains : I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
We say : Don't want lah...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britains : Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where
you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the
issue.
We say : You siao ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britains : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying
to
concentrate over here.
We say : Tiam tiam lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britains : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time..
Do I
know you?
We say : See what see? Fight arh?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britains : We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
We say : Die lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britains : Will someone tell me what has just happened?
We say : What happen Why like that....

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britains : This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
We say : Like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britains : Would you mind not disturbing me? I'm getting annoyed!!
We say : Kanina wan die isit!!

So what's wrong with our language? Its simple, short, concise, to the
point
and effective!
Effectiveness is what communication is all about. XD

Give your heart and soul away
Never doubting if it's true
Is there no price that we won't pay
For a simple i love you

After all the pride is gone
Hope has all but fallen through
We can still make ourselves hold on
To a simple i love you

There's a time if love's to say

When no other words will do
And all it takes to clear the way
Is a simple i love you

There's a time if love's to say

When no other words will do
And all it takes to clear the way
Is a simple i love you

When no other words will do
Say a simple

i love you.

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