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Saturday, September 02, 2006

Hehehex....This is BroI posting @ around 1 am...Actually, I meant nth to do in the moRNING.... Just came back from cinema watch"Monster House". Kind of a horror comedy...Just have startling screens and loud sound effects...People scream I laugh.I laugh my cousin laugh. I hear them laugh I laugh even louder so loud that everyone stared at me and it was very "malu" !!! The movi started with a girl riding a tricycle past many maple leaves causing them to fly, she accidentaly had her wheel stuck when she landed on Mr NeverCackle's lawn!! Then Mr NeverCackle the evil man( I call him NCK ) came out with his bulging eyes and scold scold scold and said : " Do you want to be eaten alive?!?! " and the girl said : " No?? " And th...Wad the?!?! Why am I saying all these?! It's a long story you know!! Basically, it's actually there's this giantress( Female giant ) caught by a circus and displayed, where people threw rotten tomatoes at her. Then NCK fell in love with her(WTH?!) and decided to help her escape. Then while building their house the giantress fell into a hole and got buried by cement. Then when the construction was complete, the house was possessed by the giantress, which became a house that ate ppl. It has a long carpet as a long tongue. It uses it to roll up people and toys and stuff. To destroy it, one must destroy it's heart, which is a fire that emits smoke outta da' chimney. The boys took water guns and entered the house...Then when they almost got eaten up, the girl hit the dunno was thing they call it "Xiao3 She2(han yu pin yin)" in chinese and the house vomited. The three children then makes their escape and the house stuck out it's tongue, but too short.=) Then they failed to destroy it. NCK then realises that he should free his love's spirit by destroying the house. In the end, The boy and the girl climbed up the tall tall thingy while the fat fat boy lured the house near them. The boy was afraid of heights, but a kiss by the girl gave him courage. Using the dynamite that NCK gave him, he hung on to the rope and swung like Tarzan, take his aim, throw the dynamite into the chimney, grabbed the fat fat boy away and BOOM! The spirit was free!!! Yay! But the end revealed that NCK was not evil. He snatched those toys for halloween, when he gave out those things as a present for "Trick or Treat". The movie ended when the credits showed and a dog was walking up and down beside a lit pumpkin. Then, the dog stopped, lifted one of its leg and SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...It PEEED!!!! Ewww!!! I suppose he put out the fire because he scared the wh0le place get burnt? LOL...

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