Tagged by ris.

1:Besides your lips, where is your favourite spot to get kissed?
Anywhere so long it's from you.

2: How do you feel when you woke up this morning?
Just like every other morning; different from the past.

3: Who was the last person you took a photo with?
A trombonist at HongKong disneyland.

4: Would you considered yourself to be spoilt?
Somehow, no.

5: Would you ever donate blood?
Will if i have to.

6: Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
Had and always will.

7: Do you want someone dead?
not at the moment. Grace of God.
8: What does your last text message says?
"WAHHYO, then don't need ask liao lorh, tuition,ten to twelve. JEE." - from whoever who always goes "JEE."

9: What are you thinking of right now?
Iguanas.

10: Do you wish someone was with you right now?
Always had been.

11: What time did you go to sleep last night?
2am++.

12: Where did you buy the t-shirt you're wearing now?
no idea.

13: Is someone on your mind right now?
.

14: Who was the last person who text you?
Yvonne.

10 PEOPLE TAGGED TO DO THIS QUIZ:
1.Qi En
2.Yvon
3.Jason
4.Danling
5.Jonathan
6.Michelle
7.Rong Da
8.ZhangYang
9.Iris
10. Vivienne

Q:Who is 2 having a relationship with?
No. 1.

Q: Is 3 a male or a female?
Male Panda.

Q: If 7 and 10 get together, will that be a good thing?
They would be good sisters. Ok, I was just kidding.

Q: What is number 1 studying about?
How to spend Valentine's with No. 2.

Q: When was the last time you had a chat with them?
Some weekdays.

Q: Is number 4 single?
nope.

Q: Say something about number 2:
A lucky girl who got my buddy.

Q: What do you think about number 3 and number 6 being together?
No. 4 will emo

Q: Describe number 9.
A great friend you can't afford to lose.

Q: What will you do if number 6 and 7 fights?
Catfight?

Q: Do you like number 8?
Oh Kay bah. Would be a big "NO" if I were MeiPeng.

Yaye.
Happy Midnight!!
Happy New Day!!
Happy Saturday!!
Happy Birthday to mE~!!
Yehh!! Woots!!

Sincere thanks to Michelle, Iris and Soo Kai for the happy birthday. hahx. And thank Zoe for being extra down there... Hees... xDD

Special thanks to Michelle a.k.a. bolstergalz, Admin BoLsTeRz //\\ XYKoh, for your very much ENTHU birthday song over the phone, on msn and on the tagboard... -.-'' GRR...

Thanks Soo Kai for the many different language songs...-.-'' Thanks Kar Waii for your so very butterfly tattoos... >.< Hees... Thought that counts, eh?

Yaye. Ivan is happy. Ivan in good mood. Don't Dampen Ivan's mood. Yaye. I LOVE MY FRIENDS. I LOVE HER. HEES. wEE~

`Thx Michelle for your birthday wishes and your song. ^.^
`Thx Iris for your birthday wishes and half the song. >.<
`Thx Soo Kai for your birthday wishes and your many language songs. o.0
`Thx Zoe for being there in the conversation. -.-''
`Thx you three for staying up til midnight. hees. ((=
`Thx Jonathan for your birthday wishes. ((:
`Thx Kar Wai for your butterfly tattoo. ><

{/Admin MeRcuwEE~`
{/aHGonG`
{/Gan Jiu Ye`
{/Gan Ye Ye`
{/BroI`
{/Ivan`
{/wEE~`

You guys (and gals...wadeva) must be honoured to see me post... hah! not funny...-.-''

Waa siianz la now all preparing for MYE... And because my father is angry with something I did, he wants me to go straight home after school ends... Haiiz... Crapp larhhx... TT

Anyways, anyone wanna go watch spiderman3?? 5thMay, Saturday?? I know got mid years la but also can distress mahhx... >.<

Aww man...TT Now only can hang out with fwens on MYE days... cos parents dunno early dismissal... >.< hah! xDD wEE~

Aniwaes please pay a visit to my class blog... http://www.one1loyalty07.blogspot.com... Thx peeps! wEE~

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Your full name:
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Name 20 people right now.Don't look at the question(s) until you hav named the 20 people.

1]Mervyn
2]Jonathan
3]Yu Jie
4]Zheng Yu
5]Michelle
6]Iris
7]Joycelyn
8]Pearlyn
9]Soo Kai
10]Fraser
11]Rong Hao
12]Richie
13]Alfred
14]Joel
15]Brenda
16]Kar Wai
17]Shirlyn
18]Yu Xiang
19]Ying Jie
20]Dan Ling

how did you meet 14? `when i came tuhh 1LoyaLTy '07.

what would you do if you didn't meet 1? `Regret living.

what if 9 and 20 dated? `Numbuh 6 will come after 20.

would 6 and 17 date? `Maybe, they certainly look like lesbiians. xDD

describe 3. `Short, cute, fun

is 8 attractive? `you gotta ask numbuh 14

describe 7. `MAD and CRAZY ROJAK SCREAMER! with those nerdy specs...=x *OWW* >.<*Hey, who hit me?!*>.<

what would you do if 18 confesses to you that he/she likes you? `Slap him hard in the face, squeeze his nipples, break his teeth and knee him in the groin.

what language does 15 speak? `Panda language

who is 5 going out wif? `her sisters

how old is 16? `12-13

when was the last time you spoke to 13? `In the Grand Audi during assembly

who is no. 2's favourite band or singer? `CCHMS concert band

would you eva date 4? `No way. He wants Numbuh 6

would you ever date 1? `HE's got a stead!! Nickii would kill me!! xDD

is 19 single? `should be. Targeted by 18.

what's 10 last name? `Tiong (:

hav you eva kissed 11? `No. He don't want. xDD

school of 3? `CCHMS.

where does 6 live? `Tampenis there

what's your favourite ting abt 5? `She's cute, loud and quite daring. Got character(:

have you seen 12 naked? `Nahhx.

What's the worst thing you said to 18? `Your whole family are sluts all have xxx with animals. //\\ I bet you cannot go to NUS high \\// Shut up la dropout. (Too many to name)

DONE!!

Name a friend whose name starts with an "S" `Soo Kai

4th person on ur missed calls `most likely some sun nu Admins or zheng yu

What did the last text message you received say? `ToTo results

Do you chew on ur straws? `sometimes

Do you hav curly hair? `n0

What's the nxt concert you are going to? `i've nvr been to a concert.

Who is the coolest person in ur life?Mervyn~!!

What words do you say alot? `wEE~ MeRcuRy MeRcuwEE~!! oHmYGoD oHmYTiian oHmYMeRcuRy oHmYMeRcuwEE~!! Rubbish la you~!! Aww fuck~!!

What's the last ting you ate hotdog? `15/3/07 NCC camp 2nd day breakfast and Zheng Yu stole half of it. >.<

What was the last ting you said n who was it to? `I chewing la!! (my food) to grandma

Do you watch TV? `DUH

Is marriage in ur future? `Yes, if someone ever wants me

When was the last time you said i love you and you meant it? `When I looked at her picture and said it. It's not kong hwa one, though.

What should you b doing right now? `Doing this quiz

Do you hav a nickname? `BroI //\\ MeRcuwEE~

Do you believe in love at first sight? `Yes

Who's the youngest in ur family? `mE

Are you a heavy sleeper? `Yes

you used a skateboard? `Yes

Where was the last place you slept besides your hse? `In the Grand Audi during assembly

Best movie you've seen in the past 2 wks? `sadly,i din go watch movie the past 2 wks.

Ever kissed a boi? `Yes

DONE! wah at last. but itx fun doing quizzes like these. hahas.

What you've been waiting for...

The NCC Nightwalk!!
Woots!

NCC Part As and Part Cs combine. We fall in at the side entrance of the Grand Audi. I was partnering a Part A cadet called Rhine. Each pair went at intervals of ?? minutes and we told some jokes while waiting.

Yu Xiang didn't go. He said he was to scared to go for the nightwalk. So an I/C accompanied him to don't know where la. Then there was some drain there. I chanted,"小心走好, 不要跌倒, 跌倒会更好". And Yu Xiang fell! He stepped on the side of the drain's grate but luckily he was holding hands with the I/C, he didn't fall into the drain but he sprained his legs. Then because of that he went home. Lolx!! >.<>

So it's my turn! We were told to search every toilet on the 3rd floor of the D&T block. So I was walking in front and we reached the 3rd floor. Then as I turned right, an I/C grabbed my leg and BOO-ed mE. I had no reaction but then my heart started beating fast. Lolx. There were 2 other I/Cs beside him and one of them told me to call the one that grabbed my leg "ShitFace". LOLX!! Well being "Guai" and pleasant, I did not. xDD Instead I asked them, "I thought that we were supposed to search the toilets??" And they told me that they are the toilet managers. Right, so can I pee at your face?? -.-''

So we were told to proceed to the Canteen. T thought that there would be a scare there, but there wasn't. There was just an I/C who SEEMED to be out of position and could not scare us( I don't know ). He told us to proceed to the 3rd floor of the Sec 1 classroom block.

So there I went, with Rhine, and we walked like thieves looking at every corner. At the 3rd floor we waked through a corridor. All the doors were opened except one the class beside MD's. So I knew that there were people inside. So I just walked and someone threw paper at us. Then Rhine said,"Throw back la!!" Then the I/C came out and said, "You dare to throw?" Lolx. Never throw.

We were told to go to the street soccer court. Again us thieves proceeded with caution. When we reached the spot beside the tennis court an I/C flashed his torch and told us to hurry. So we entered the soccer court and there was a soccer ball beside the opposite goalpost. Then I told Rhine,"Careful, sure got people hiding beside the wall". And I was right!! I was told to take the soccer ball and go to the opposite side. Then when I took the ball, Seargant K.O. came from behind the wall and BOO-ed me. Then he said,"Wa lao eh why no reaction one. Not fun one la". Then they asked us to do 2 headers. ZzZ...-.-''

Then we proceeded to the grand audi, and there were no nothing on the way...-.-''

At the Grand Audi, there were many tables and chairs for the detention class. And there was this sliding door that the I/Cs had put up. Then I saw chairs behind the doors. Waa smart siia. We open the door they know we come. The chair screeched and echoed. Then as I walked to the front I/C Zi Xiang threw a basketball down. Lolx it hit the chair.

Then we proceeded to the hall. Rhine and I were discussing where to go at the left side when a sissy voice from the center told us to proceed to the stage. It's like a guy trying to speak like a girl, get it?? So I told Rhine to go from the right side while I go from the left. Then as I walked up the stairs, two I/Cs lying down in the hole in front of the stage rised up like zombies. Lolx. Then I went to the middle to the fan to get some air. Woo~!! Then no more scares le. We went to the concourse to wait for the Rest.

wEE~!!

MercuwEE~!!

Boo-ed~!!

xDD

~ThE EnD~

2:27:00 PM

14 March 2007, Wednesday
(and I thought that it was the 13th!!>.<)

I was at home slacking around at 4.oopm++ when Zheng Yu called me and told me that the camp was today!! I thought it was Thursday!! And I was like, OMT~!! And then I STARTED packing EVERYTHING and my mom was nagging at me for not packing up earlier. Adding fuel to the flames man.

When I finished packing up it was already 4.30pm++!! oH mY TiiaN I 'm TERRIBLY HORRIBLY L,A,T,E, LATE!! For NINE9 HOURS SOMEMORE! The camp was at 7.30AM!! Ahhh~!!! T_T

After packing up I quickly "steal" some money and hurried down to take cab. xDD When I reached I didn't know when to fall in and I was using this crappy old phone (my mom was afraid that I would use my 850i) and forgot to copy contacts to SIM card!! T.T Then I climbed up to the 4th floor and I saw the CLT sir. He told me to fall in in front of the technical block. THANKS SIR! I OWE YOU ONE! xDD

So I rushed down with my bag and I/C Zi Xiang told everyone to wave to me. Zheng Yu was also there... Being "POLITE", I SMILED!! wEE~!! xDD Hahas then tio nagg by I/C ZX... He ask me give him one good reason why I was late and the reason cannot be the same as Zheng Yu's. Stupid Zheng Yu stole me reason!! YEO ZHENG YU ARGHHH~!! TT Then fall in lohhx... Then don't know wait for what la... And then don't know why Zheng Yu become I/C. Lolx play play de la... =.=''

Lunch TimE~!! The coucilor got the food and was doing the MAKAN cheer. Then we had to "HANDS OFF THE TABLE" til we get to eat. What the eff! Then we go wash hand one station by one station. ZzZ...-.-'' Then the food came and it was rice, chicken, potato and veggies. Crapp siia. Before eating we also need to do the MAKAN cheer. -.-'' Then forgot do what lerrx...

Then around evening or night we don't know waiting for what nothing to do our whole platoon go ka chiao people... YAY! aHGonG's favourite!! Then we run to the volleyball court where the councilors are... Then I/C ZX talk talk talk with them lohhx... Then do you people remember the BOTAK councilor? I/C ZX go grabb him and all of us crowd around him. Then I took off his shoe and THREW HE INTO THE AIR!! wEE~!! xDD I/C ZX let go of BOTAK and BOTAK shouted, "WHO TAKE MY SHOE?!?!" Then I quickly go take his shoe and pass it to I/C ZX and hide behind the crowd... Kekekex... xDD wEE~!!

Then I/C ZX ran around with his shoes and when to rest near the lake. And then he went back and say something to BOTAK then BOTAK took back his shoes and got a guy to follow him... Lolx I/C ZX trying to chase them away... xDD wEE~!!

Then we go parade square ka chiiao more people there... We ran around a quarter of the parade square where the other councilors were and "ACCIDENTALY" knock over all the cones... Lolx!! xDD Zheng Yu run in front and I was second, so I knocked down everything that Zheng Yu did not. LOLX IT WAS SOOO FUN!! xDD wEE~!!

Night snack!! Lol I never buy mug so I take metal mug. Lolx. Then we fall in in front of grand audi. Then two people one packet of milo. Wtf. Then I put too much water then I ended up drinking plain water.-.-''

Then nightwalk!! WooTs!! Whole camp only this one fun man!! We combine with the Part C (Sec 3 de. I'm Part A). The Part A partner with Part C. Leftover Part A partner one another. WiLL cover the nightwalk in another post. wEE~!!

15th Thurday 2007, Thursday

We had bread and peanut butter for breakfast. I had two servings. xDD Then the councilor kind kind, give the Part C some Bee Hoon. Then the Part C kind kind give us some. Actually only the I/C kind la. xDD Then station 1 and 2 dig here dig there wa lao ehhx... We, station 3 and 4, nothing to eat lerrx...

Then Part C I/C give us some more! WooTs! Then no chopsticks so all use hand to grabb. Kekex... xDD Then station 1 and 2 come and steal. Wa lao ehhx! Then one more plate plus half hot dog!! Then i grab and then Zheng Yu steal from me. Then we snatch snatch snatch then the hot dog both of us get half half. A quarter. YEO ZHENG YU AHH!! FIRST YOU STEAL MY REASON, NOW YOU STEAL MY HOT DOG!! TT (ooii not that hot dog down there la... xDD)

Then we go back bunk to change to full U. Then I realised that because of last minute packing, I FORGOT THE FREAKIN' BELT! Then my pants kept dropping sehhx!! I run also drop. Bang my feet also drop. Sob Sobx... ALSO DROP!! T.T

After that is practice followed by Provision C Test. We under I/C Kuan Yi and I/C Yuan Ji. Then cause Zheng Yu and I were late yesterday never learn so Kuan Yi taught us turning right, left and back and dismissal. My stupid pants keep dropping... T_T Then whenever I move I need to clutch my pants. TT

The Provision C Test I failed my hair check and fingernails check. SIIANZ LAHHS!! T,T Then the I/C buy my baret TOO BIG! So also fail. Then I was like, WHAT THE EFF LA!BARET ALSO NOT I BUY ONE! LIKE THAT ALSO FAIL ME! EFF SEHHS!! Cool... *Breaths deep* cool... T.T

After that we go soccer. And that, was the time when I found out that I cannot wEE~!! anymore!! OMT LA!! LOST MY VOICE!! NOO!! CANNOT CURSE ANYMORE!! T.T Piiangz why I so unlucky de... Late for camp, reason got stolen, hot dog got stolen (>.<), forgot my belt, failed hair and fingernails check, baret too big, and then during soccer I hurt my toe! OWW~!! T.T Siianz la...

Then no lunch because Mr. Gan order DINNER! mY Tiianz... Then we dismissed early cause I/Cs got remedial.

After all, HOME SWEET HOME!

You Are 40% Feminine, 60% Masculine

You are in touch with your masculine side. You are not overly sensitive and not easily moved. Occasionally, though, something will get through and touch your heart!

oH MyMeRcuwEE~!! s00 FemiNiNe! TT

Your Kissing Purity Score: 77% Pure

You've hardly ever been kissed But the kisses you've given are very missed

MiSSeD? ZzZ...-.-''

You're Not Sarcastic At all

Sarcasm isn't for you, and you really don't appreciate it when people get their snark on. You still have a great sense of humor. You just prefer a silly joke to a sarcastic one. You sometimes have trouble knowing when people are mocking you. But you do know you don't like it!

ThiiSh iS s0 RighT.

Your Love Type: INFP

The Idealist In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship. For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up. Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive. However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space. Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ

iS ShE mY BesT MaTcH??

You Are 52% Open Minded

You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line. You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself.

Uhh... HuH??

You Will Be a Very Cool Parent

Maybe a little too cool, in fact. You know that being a kid is tough, and you want to give your kids a ton of independence. But there is a fine line between being understanding and rejecting all discipline. You need to remember to be the parent, or else you'll let your kids rule your life.

aHH I'm RuLeD!! (@_@)

Your Japanese Name Is...

Ryuichi Ichijo

BiMb0 TesT

[ ] My fingernails/toenails are always painted. -GeeZ??
[x] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops. -else wad , heels meh .
[ ] My favorite toy as a child were barbies -0nLi suitabLe f0r 0nG Yu TooT
[x] My/one of my favorite color is purple. -Why n0rrT? its NOT a gay colour ok .
[ ] I did Gymnastics. -Nahhx.
[ ] I love skirts. -mY MeRcuRy...
[ ] Hollister is my favorite place to shop. -nvr heard of Hollister .
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear. -i prefer loose jeans .
[x] I love chocolates. -most of the time .
[x] I've never had a real job. -only part time at my dad's.
TOTAL: 04/10

[ ] My hair is straightened. -wad for?
[x] I have at least 8 friendster pictures. -oF CouRsE.
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week. -WhR GoT TimE?? n0 0nE ShoP WiTh mE...TT
[X] I love to hang out with friends. -yayyay(:
[ ] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace. -no $$$ wor .
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon. -im tanned enuf .
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan. -so hoT
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes. -n0 pLacE To PuT lahhs.
[ ] I've watched either the OC or Laguna Beach. `Wadds ThaT?
[ ] I change my icon weekly. -nope .
TOTAL:02 /10

[ ] I wear a shower cap. -no way !
[ ] I would NEVER step foot into Hot Topic. -wads that .
[X] My cell phone might as well become a part of me. -yay(:
[ ] I wear mascara everyday. -n0 way man!!
[ ] Bikinis are hot. -YoU LooK FaTTeR iN BiKiNi
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat. - -.-
[ ] Big sunglasses are hot. -oLd AnD NerD.
[x] I have gotten my nails done. -bY mY MoM...xDD
[ ] I own over 10 purses. `I don'T usE puRsEs. I usE WaLLeTs.
TOTAL: 02/10

[ ] MTV is one of my favorite channels. -channel 8 better .
[ ] All I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys. -abouT GirLs BeTTa.
[x] I love to have other girls do my hair. -Chi0 Bu TheN CaN.>.<
[X] I give and receive hugs from all my friends. -yay(:
[ ] I hate bugs, snakes, lizards, spiders.andand,many more -TheY RocK
[ ] Carnivals are so fun! -so so lar .
[ ] Summer is THE best season. -winter bestest(:
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces. -nope .
[ ] I'm waiting for my knight in shining armor. -I PREFER A PRINCESS!
[ ] Pianists are so hot. -mY GoD... PiaNo iShh MaKinG mE CraZy bEcausE oF JoycELyN AnD DaN LinG...-.-''
TOTAL: 02/10

[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours. -I'm noT s0 ChEap...-.-''
[X] I am self-conscious. -hahas .
[ ] I cry often. -I HaTe TeaRs.
[ ] My car smells like vanilla. -no car .
[x] My dishes get washed more than once a week. -duh .
[ ] I don't do sports. -sports CaNMakE mE sLiM DowN.
[ ] I HATE to run. -not that bad lar .
[ ] I squeal when I am surprised or angry. -I shouT oR BrEaK SiSSy pEopLe's TeeTh.
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack. -they are wierd.
[ ] I love romance novels. -i rather comics .
TOTAL: 02/10

[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute. -erherm !
[ ] I dance a lot. -no way
[ ] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house. -I d0 LasT MinuTe prEparaTioNs
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products. -i have less than 10 .
[ ] I love to get dressed up. -not really . -sometimes niaa .
[x] Every part of my outfit needs to match. -duh . else u will look like a freak .
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends. -niD $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot of myself. -i dont zl . xD
[ ] Price on clothes hardly matters. -it does .
[ ] I apply lip gloss 50 times a day. -nope .
TOTAL:01 /10

[ ] I wish I were a model. -no thx .
[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton to slap her. -LOL .
[ ] I have been something that was slutty on halloween. -dun celeb halloween .
[ ] I own Uggs. -wads that .
[ ] Hip Hop is the best music. -no .
[ ] I pop my collar. - no .
[ ] I like to be the centre of attention. -AnD GeT LaughEd aT??
[ ] Guys with Mohawks are crazy. -no .
[ ] Horses are beautiful. -okay niaa .
[X] I'd rather not pay attention in school. -duh .
TOTAL: 01/10

[x] Cats are adorable. -dog betta !
[ ] I write my own music/song/lyric. -not a composer .
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii. -i dunno.
[X] Valentine's day! I like! - ...
[ ] White is better then black. -no
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black.-why wouLd I?
[ ] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes.-NoT reaLLy FuLL.
[x] I hate the grunge look of a beard.`YuKs..
[ ] I love gossip magazines.
[x] I love to gossip.-KeKeKe.xDD
TOTAL: 04/10

[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders, posters as a kid.`uhh...huh?
[ ] I love Celine Dion.`hMM?
[x] My bubble baths are 2 hrs long.`iF I EvEr HaD 0nE
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.`GoTTa pLann iT mYSeLF.
[x] My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other.`o.o
[ ] I like kids.`TheY PuLL youR ShirT anD haF ThE AbiLiTy To sTeriLisE/CaStraTe you and GeT aWaY WiTh iT.
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian.`IM A CARNIVORE!
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonald's.`why norrt??
[ ] I check my friendster everyday.`Whenever I'm 0nLinE
TOTAL: 02/10

[ ]I LOVE life!`Geez...
[ ]i have alot of jewellery `o.o
[ ]Claire's has cheap jewellery.`nvr heard bout ThaT.
[ ] My screen names have x's in them.`huh??
[ ]Either one of my friendster profile has/had hearts.`NvR ChecK
[ ]I would never want to be the opposite sex.`WouLd LikE To Try
[ ] It's not what he/she said, it's the way he/she said it.`BoTh
[ ]i have 3pillows on my bed.` Lol? I habb bolster.
[ ] I have a stuffed toy sleeping beside me.TeA BaGG PiLLoW??
[ ] I love tidy and clean places.
TOTAL: 00/10

yay im not bimbo. 20/100. ((:

1. What colour is ur wallet? `Grey WitH APair oF eyes with redpupil or iris or wadeva u call iT.
2. What's on ur mind? `Girls.
3. What are you doing right now? `Listening to mp3 and blogging.
4. Do u think ure attractive? `erherrrm. obviously not. I am NeGaTiVe 291% attractive.
5. Have u done sth bad today? `LiE to mY mom.
6. Do u watch disney channel? `dun have SCV.
7. Are u jealous of someone right now? `nO.
8. What makes u happy most of the time? `Spending TimE with HeR.
9. Do u bite ur nails? `When I have nothing to do.
10. Do u call ure bf everyday? `I'm a guy.
11. Have u had an eating disorder? `nO
12. Do u wan to see someone this very minute? `HeR.
13. Do u have a deep dark secret? `yeh.
14. Do u have a fren you dont actually like? nO. `PeopLe ThaT I don't LikE aRe norrt my friends.
15. Are u loyal? `I am from CCHSM 1LOYALTY.
16. Are u confused with ur feelings? `YeS
17. Who wud u wanna be with right now? `HeR
18. Do u like someone? `Friends. I LOVE HeR.
19. Does anyone like you? `Most Definitely, NoT
20. Are u an easy going person? `YeS.
21. What do u do when ure mad? `SwEaR AnD WhAcK And SmAcK.
22. Whats the worst thing u've done when u were mad? `Smash a sissy aHGuA's face into the TabLe EdgE & BrEaK HiS TooTh. AnD GeT DeTenTioN....-.-''
23. Ever made anyone cry when u were mad? `nO.
24. Do u swear when ure mad? `YeS
25. When was the last time u really cried? `WhEn ShE CriEd
26. Ever cried urself to sleep? `nO. I just cried.
27. Do certain songs make u cry? `SomETimEs. OnLy WheN I WanT To CrY.
28. What usually makes u cry? `HeR(s).

70 questions! (:

1. name`Ivan LoW wEE~wEE~
2. religion`Buddhist.
3. single/taken`ReseRvEd
4. zodiac sign`dog
5. male/female`MaLe
6. school`Chung ChengHigh School (Main)
7. bag`Converse Sling bag.
8. msn name`MerCuRy MeRcuRy wEE~! oH mY MerCuRy...:'( TesT PaPerS PiLe uP To 291 sTorEyS HigH oF MeRCuwEE...TT PhucK HwaKeTy wEE~! MeRcuwEE~!
9. hair colour`black
10. hair long/short`short
11. eye colour`black
12. health freak`nope
13. height`161cm
14. do u have a crush on someone`yes.
15. do u like urself`Seriously, I don't gay myself.
16. braces`no
17. piercing`not YET. gonna pierce ear
18. tatoo`no
19. righty or lefty`righty
20. first surgery`no
21. first piercing`no
22. first best fren`Ng Jun Kang.
23. first award`National day art piece.
24. first sport joined`ShoT PuT.
25. first pet`Turtle.
26. first vacation`malaysia
27. first concert`no
28. first love`cpy
29. fav movie`mani
30. fav tv show`let it shine
31. fav colour`pink/black/blue/orange
32. fav music`Love songs
33. fav drink`Coconut juice
34. fav sport`bball
35. fav clothing`Singlet and boxer pants
36. fav brand`none
37. fav sku`khs/cchsm
38. fav animal`dog
39. im eating`air
40. im drinking`air
41. im about to ring`nobody
42. listening to`Zhi Dui Ni Shuo
43. waiting for`Food, Sleep, Death
44. watching`the com screen
45. wearing`black singlet and white boxer pants
46. want kids`in the future
47. want get married`yes
48. careers in mind`Yew Char Kway hawker
49. lips/eyes`eyes
50. hugs/kisses`kisses
51. shorter/taller`taller
52. romantic/spontaneous`romantic
53. nice stomach/arms`stomach
54. sensitive/loud`loud
55. hookup/relationship`relationship
56. sweet/caring`sweet
57. troublemaker/hesitant`troublemaker
58. kissed a stranger`no
59. drank bubbles`no
60. lost glasses/contacts`no
61. ran away from home`no
62. broken a bone`no
63. got an xray`no
64. broken someone's heart`no
65. cried when someone died`no
66. god`yes
67. miracles`yes
68. aliens`yes
69. magic`yes
70. heaven`yes

finally done.

You're supposed to get below 30 points in total to be considered a GOOD kid; anything OVER & your BAD.

[ ] smoked `Cough cough.
[x] drink alcohol `WhY NorrT. Won't get caught one la. Who ask u drink in fron tof police.
[x] slept with someone of the opposite sex `Grandma.
[x] slept with someone of the same sex `Brother
[x] gotten into any fights `Love fights.
[x] kissed someone of the opposite sex `Grandma and mom/
[x] kissed someone of the same sex `my mum again . xD
[x] had someone in your room of the opposite sex `my cousins .
[x] scold vulgarities `mY Language
[ ] bought porn `Dumb.
TOTAL: 8

[ ] taken drugs `no one sell to me .
[x] hate going to the doctors `who loves going to doctors !?
[x] lied to your parents `many many many many times .
[x] lied to a friend `yeh .
[ ] sneak out of the house `Don't have to.
[x] done something illegal `Tons.
[ ] cut yourself `I'm mentally fit. (sometimes,somewhat,somehow)
[x] hurt someone `uhhuh .
[x] wished someone to die `ThaT Dumbass sissy chao aHGuA Pee Ahh Chew.
[ ]seen someone die `Nahhx. Would love to. (not my family kayys)
TOTAL: 6

[ ] missed curfew `wads that
[ ] stayed out all night `I need to sleep.
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself `why not.
[ ] been to a therapist `nope .
[ ] been to rehab `nope .
[x] dyed your hair `one day onli.
[ ] received a ticket `movie ticket?
[ ] been in a wreck `shipwreck ? carwreck ? simi wreck .
[ ] been to a club `Enviromental club? !Kung Bushmen club? wEE~ club? MeRcuRy club?
[ ] been to a bar `nope .
TOTAL: 2

[ ] been to a wild party `Norrt YET.
[ ] seen the Mardi Gras `wads that .
[x] had a fight `duh.
[ ] had a spring break in Florida `nvr go florida before .
[x] sniffed anything `Glue and Highlighter.
[ ] wore black nail polish before `Chinese Calligraphy ink?
[x] worn wrist bands `Spikes.
[ ] wore t-shirts with band names `nope .
[ ] wore black eyeliner `Hello? A guy here.
[x] own a 50 cent CD `Game
TOTAL: 4

[x] hugged someone of the opposite sex `Grandma
[x] hugged someone of the same sex `Dad,Bro,Uncle,Fwens,Fraser Tiong.XD
[x] gone out with someone of the opposite sex `frens lur .
[x] gone out with someone of the same sex `like , duh ?!
[x] stole something `Money, Stationary,Shoplift
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything `I've never got drunk. Very hot though.
[ ] blacked out `nope .
[ ] fainted `nope .
[ ] had a crush on your neighbour `my neighbour is a BOY.
[ ] had someone else snuck into your room `nah .
TOTAL: 5

[ ] snuck into someone else's room `Don't have to.
[ ] had a crush on someone of the same sex `im not a gay .
[x] had gone and watched movies with friends `like , duh ?!
[ ] dry humped someone `wads the meanin of that .
[ ] been called a sut `Guys can;t be suts
[x] called someone a sl*t `many people, many times . xD
[ ] installed speakers in your car `Uncles van have.I dun have cars.
[ ] broke a mirror `nope .
[ ] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house `Haven't gone to a girl's house before.
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush `Families'
TOTAL: 3

[ ] consider Mac,Dr Dre, e40 or Mistah Fab your favorite rapper `dunno wads that .
[ ] seen an R rated movie `p0rn?o.0
[x] going out with friends to the mall `duh .
[x] skipped school `Feigned illness
[ ] had an eating disorder `nope .
[ ] had hurt yourself `by wad ? falling down ? heartbroken ?
[ ] gone to court `nope .
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying `I don;t go to restaurants. You gotta pay before you can go aT Macdonald's.
[ ] caught something on fire `-.-''
[x] lied about your age `WhY norrt.
TOTAL: 3

[ ] owned an apartment `no $$$ .
[ ] cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend `I'm norrt that kind of person.
[x] cheated with someone `With Michelle for ACC TesT.
[ ] got in trouble with the police `nope . im not trouble .
[x] talked to a stranger `uhhuh .
[ ] hugged a stranger `I don't rape.
[ ] kissed a stranger `I don't rape.
[ ] rode in the car with a stranger `nope . i dont get cheated by TooTs.
[ ] been sexually harassed `By Jonathan.-.-''
[x] been verbally harassed `Duhh. bY OnG Yu TooT.
TOTAL: 3

[ ] met face to face with someone you met online `nope .
[x] stayed online for 12 hours straight `27 hours
[ ] talked on the phone for more than 6 hours `I don;t waste money. I'd rather go online.
[x] watched TV for 12 hours straight `DuH.
[x] been to a fair `duh .
[x] been called a bad influence `DuH.
[ ] been cursed `yeh . bY that sissy Ong TooT Xiang.
[x] prank called someone `hehehe .
[ ] laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex `WouLd LovE To.
[x] cheated on a test `WhY NorrT,
TOTAL: 6

[x] cheated on homework `who doesnt !?
[x] held hands with someone of the same sex `my besties xD
[ ] wants to be dead `FoR ThE SakE oF FwEns. BuT FwEns CaN MakE 0nE DiE
[ ] cuts yourself `no thx .
[x] hate yourself `Kind of.
[ ] had a crush on someone 10 years older than you `3 months and 2 months have.-.-''
[x] had a crush on someone younger than you `Nahhx. God Dammit. wEE~ Dammit. MeRcuRy Dammit.
[ ] worn eyeliner `I'm a... GUY!
[x] worn contact lens `Troublesome.
[ ] laughed at someone who was seriously hurt `I've got limit. NorrT LikE OnG Yu XianG ThE F(_)CKING MUSTARD.
TOTAL: 5

GRAND TOTAL: 45 `Pai aS EvEr.

How many Disney films have you seen? Put an x in the box if you have seen the film and add up as you go along!

[ ] High School Musical `Sucks la!
[ ] Holes `WHAT HOLE! XD
[ ] Lizzie McGuire Movie `PUke*
[ ] Cheetah Girls `Cheetah boy la!
[ ] Halloween Town High `Town Low.-.-''
[ ] Cadet Kelly `National Cadet Corps arhh?
total: 0

[ ] Get a Clue `What clue.
[ ] Motocrossed `Cross ur head.
[x] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs `Mani times when i was youngyoungyoung . I have the CD.XD
[ ] Pocahontas `Mocha?
[ ] Pocahontas 2 `Mocha 2?
[ ] Lady and the Tramp `huh?
total: 1

[ ] Lady and the Tramp 2 `huh 2?
[x] Cinderella `hahaaasss .
[ ] The Parent Trap (original) `Trap PARENTS?! 0.o
[ ] The Parent Trap (with LindsayLohan) `Trap PARENTS 2!? o.0
[] The Little Mermaid `Mehservant?
[ ] The Little Mermaid 2 `Mehservant 2?
Total: 1

[ ] Mary Poppins `Pop ur si lang tao.
[ ] The Fox and the Hound `???!!!?!?!?!?!?
[ ] Dumbo `You dumbass la.
[x]Pinnochio `Long long nose...o.0 ahh my nose!!
[ ]Bambi `Bah ur head.
total: 1

[ ] Basil: The Great Mouse Detective ` Detect wad? go under skirts uh? stupid mouse.
[ ] The Rescuers Down Under `underwear la
[x] Toy Story`lol yeah
[x] Toy Story 2 `so boring .
[x] Lion King `OMG ! I LOVE LION KINGS !
[x] Lion King 2 `!! the lions all so cute one !!
total: 4

[x] Peter Pan `fly fly fly~
[ ] Peter Pan 2 `bang ur toot
[ ] Fantasia `Fanatasy?
[ ] The Three Caballeros ` Ca wad?
[ ] Alice in Wonderland `Dumb old rabbit.
[x] Sleeping Beauty `pig arh slp slp slp
total: 2

[x] 101 Dalmatians `dogs sooo cute!
[ ] 102 Dalmatians
[ ] The Sword in the Stone
[x] The Jungle Book `wEE~
[ ] The Aristocats
total: 2

[ ] Robin Hood `Nahh. onli heard of it.
[ ] Oliver and Company `?!
[ ] Beauty and the Beast `Ugly beast
[ ] Beauty and the Beast 2 `Ugly beast 2
[ ] Aladdin `Dun habb
[ ] Aladdin: Return of Jafar `Return of alamak?
[ ] Aladdin: The King of Thieves `Queen of thieves leh.
total: 0

[x] Finding Nemo. `Find that toot!
[x] Monsters, Inc. `Put them to sleep.
[x] Hercules `Tada!
[x] Mulan `diao ..
[x] Mulan 2 `Siianz...-.-''
[x] Tarzan `... `Orrrhhhh~ EeEeEe orrrhhhhh~ EeEeEe orrrhhhhh~
total: 6

[x] Lilo & Stitch `Cute little alien.
[ ] The Hunchback of Notre Dame `?!
[ ] The Emperor's New Groove `New clothes?
[ ] The Nightmare Before Christmas `Nahhx
[ ] Bed Knobs and Broomsticks `Rapist!
[ ] Pete's Dragon `-.-''
total: 1

[ ] Remember the Titans `Teen Titans?
[ ] Who Framed Roger Rabbit `Read book onli.
[ ] James and the Giant Peach `?! o.0
[ ] Mighty Ducks `Mighty chicken.-.-''
[x] A Bug's Life `Long time ago...-.-''
[x] The Incredibles `To the rescue!
total: 2

[ ] A Goofy Movie `googoogaga?
[ ] An Extremely Goofy Movie `Extreme googoogaga?
[ ] Atlantis` Antartica?
[x] The Chronicles of Narnia `Gonna watch soon.
[x] Around the World in 80 Days `Cool!
[ ] Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen `o.o
total: 2

[ ] A Cinderella Story `Geez
[ ] Pirates of the Carribean `NAHHX.
[ ] Pirates of the Caribean: Dead Man's Chest `NAHHX.
[ ] National Treasure` Wad treasure.o.0
[ ] Princess Diaries `rubbish
[ ] Princess Diaries 2 `even rubbish.
total: 0

[ ] Freaky Friday `o.0
[ ] Honey I Shrunk the Kids`o.0
[ ] A Muppet Christmas Carol`o.0
[ ] Ice Princess `Fire Prince?
total: 0

GRAND TOTAL: 22 . LOL .

How childish are you?

[x] Sleep with a stuffed animal `XD
[x] Eat sugary cereal for breakfast `Nice wad.
[ ] Watch Saturday Morning cartoons... and also on sundays `Sleeping...ZzZ...-.-''
[ ] Are afraid of the dark `LOL .
[x] Love the color pink `WhY NorrT?
[ ] Never get in fights with your parents `SomE PaRenTs ReaLLy SuX to da core.
[x] Think ice cream for lunch is perfectly reasonable `Yum!
[x] Hug often `yeh .
[ ] Cry about stupid things `I don't think LovE is stupid.
[ ] Use the "puppy eyes" on your parents `huh?
[ ] Have a goldfish as a pet `Goldfishes are dumb.
[x] Wear slippers `else wad .
[ ] Are attracted to shiny objects `MeRcuRy!! XD
[x] Think happy faces are cute `duh !
[ ] Sometimes answer the phone by saying, "Yellow?" `pink lar yellow .
[x] Shower less than three times a week `hehes...XD
[ ] Sometimes take bubble baths `hahas so cute .
[x] Think it is fun to catch bugs `CooL!
[ ] Know how to take the stinger out of a bee `Don't know how.>.<
[ ] Use a lifejacket when you go swimming `lol !
[ ] Make daisy necklaces/bracelets when you go to the park `erherm .
[ ] Love the game 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' `diao .
[ ] Listen to Britney Spears and N*Sync `yucks they suck .
[ ] Watch Spongebob Squarepants `Lolx i have better things to do.
[x] Dream about going to amusement parks `YeH I reaLLy do. I day-dream bout them too.
[x] When im bored, I like these surveys `I like these surveys even when im not bored.=))

Total: how much you got= 11
Now count up all your x's andmultiply it by 5.That is how childish you are.
oH mY MeRcuRy!! im 55% childish?! >.< T_T

I'm ReaLLy iNTo DoinG QuizEs!! MaiL mE iF YoU HavE anY!

1.What do you think of the most whenyou are alone? - Think oF GirLs.>.<

2. When it is a rainy night, what do you do most of the time? - Breathe.

3. When was the last time you were - Huh ?

4. What do you do when you see a full moon? - Breathe

5.Would you rather swim in the lake or dive in the ocean? - Die iN ThE OcEaN. I CaN'T SwiM

6. What would be the best partner of a good cup of coffee? - Taste buds.

7. If you'll ask yourself a question now,what would it be? - Do I reaLLy HavE FwEnS?

8. If certain things in your life will fall apart, what will you do? - Prevent TheM fr0m FaLLinG AparT.

9. What was the hardestdecision you made in your life sofar? - Choosing between friendship and love .

10. When your friends forgetyou, what will you do? - What can ido ?

11. Do you talk toyourself? - YeS. I'm F0rEvEr L0vESicK.

12. Is there anything that you are craving for right now? - HeR .

13. Single ortaken? - Reserved.

14.Ever cried forsomething stupid? - iS LovE sTupiD?

15. Do you like anime? - Some.

16. How about Japanese music? - Haihao larhs .

17. What music are you into, anyway? - Love songs .

18. Do you have a malicious mind? - iN s0mE SiTuaTioNs

19. First thing you do after watching a movie. - sNorE

20. Do you washthe dishes in your house? - Nopes .

21. Can you last two days withouta bath? - iF I don'T SwEaT.

22. Most common words in your classroom. - wEE~ & MeRcuRy

23. The last lie you told yourparents? - I'll change the bedsheets tomorrow.

25. Still go to the mall with your parents? - When wE b0Th WanT To Go aT thE SamE TimE.

26. Are you brand conscious? - nO.

27. Ever felt in love? - Hello? I'm a GUY.

28. Who do you miss right now? -HeR.

29. Watched any good movies lately? - ArE ThErE AnY?

30. Is it in you to kill someone? - Most definitely. That SiSSy Cha0 aHGuA iN 1LY.

31. Daydream a lot? - YeS.

32. Happy with yourlife? - nO

33. You'd rather lose your mobile or your mp3 player? - mp3 player.


MenTaL AgE Quiz
[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[ ] I do my own laundry
[ ] I can cook for myself `I would rather buy.o.0
[ ] I think politics are exciting `They are lame.
[ ] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my friends `Rubbish.
Total: 0

[ ] I show up for school/college/work every day early `Nahhx.
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse. `So KiaSu arhhx?
[x] I've never gotten a detention `Yeah... Almost le lahh...-.-
[ ] I've watched talk shows `So boring
[ ] I know what credibility means without looking it up `Can't even explain.
[ ] I drink coffee at least once a week `Once a month.
Total: 1

[ ] I know how to run the dish washer and or do the dishes. `My grandma does it.
[ ] I can count to 10 in Spanish. `What's NO in Spanish?
[x] When I say I'm going to do something I do it. `Don't try mE.
[ ] My parents trust me. `I don't trust them either
[ ] I can mow the lawn. `What's a lawn?
[ ] I can make adults laugh without being stupid. `Adults can't really laugh.
[ ] I remember to water my plants. `Don't have any.
[ ] I study when I have to. `I don't ever study.
[ ] I pay attention at school/college `Nahhx. Thinkin bout' girls.>.<
[ ] I remember to feed my pets. `>.<
Total: 1

[x] I can spell experience without
looking it up `Why not.-.-''
[ ] I clean up my own mess. `Why clean up? So spectacular.XD
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up
is get caffeine. `1st thing I do is squeeze my bolster.
[ ] I can go to the store without
getting something I don't need. `I stay home all day.
[x] I understand jokes the first time
they are said. `Blahhx.-.-
[ ] I can type fast `Not really fast.
Total: 2

[ ] I have realized that the weather
forecast changes every hour. `Didn't know that.o.0
[ ] I have realized that no one will
take you seriously unless you are over
the age of 25 and have a job. `oH ReaLLy?
[ ] I can read a book and actually
finish it `HaTe th0sE DumB Bo0kS.
Total: 0

Now add up your totals and that's your
mental age!!!

WTH mY MeNTaL aGe iiSh 0nLi 4!! T_T

wEEEE.some stupid quiz -.-

TYPE YOUR FIRST NAME WITH YOUR...

1.FINGERS: ivan

2.CHIN: iv ca nb

3.ONE FINGER, EYES CLOSED: icvasdmn

4.ELBOW: ikogvqajjn

5.NOSE: ijkv fqqqzajhn

6.PALM: iklocf cv aqwn bj

1.) List Four fandoms you have.

fandom?dun wan check dicKtionary.

2.) Have you ever slept in the back of a car?

Back of a van.

3.) Have you recently dyed your hair/cut it?

nope

4.) List four people that you look up to the most.

FRIENDS
mE
wEE~
MeRcuRy

5.) How many pets do you own as of now?

0nE1

6.) Which do you prefer white or black?

BLACK(:

7.) Who is your most played character??

in?

8.) Choose one or the other, not both:
-Being stuck on an island with a friend
-Being stuck on an island with 5 acquaintances.

FwEn

9.) Name three aspects that tell who you are.

FaTfAtFAT

10.) If you could have a power what would it be?

ThE p0wEr To P0ssEss aLL p0wErs

11.) Who was the last person you talked to?

Soo Kai on the bus. Mom on the phone. Grandmother tok to mE never reply.

12.) Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?

Ex.

13.) Write down the first five words that pop into your head:

LovE
FwenS
LamE
wEE~
MeRcuRy

14.) What's one thing you wish you could do better?

SeX AppEaL.xD

15.) Do you like the way you are?

YeS! NeGaTivE 291%.

16.) Choose, Summer or Winter:

WinTeR

17.) Choose, Rain or snow:

Sn0W

18.) Water or ice?

IcE

19.) List two odd things about yourself:

I L0vE To TickLe BoyS.
I L0vE To PuLL oFF GirLs' HaiRBanD AnD cLipS AnD PuLL ThEiR HaiR

20.) Who are two of your bad habits:

Loves tidiness and cleaniness, but makes no effort.
LovEs sLappinG DumB GayS LikE 0nG yU XianG ThE SiSSy Cha0 aHGuA

21.) What's 1 of your biggest pet peeve?

PeT pEE?

22.) Now list 6 people who should do this quiz

YoU
HiM
HeR
ThEy
uS
wEE~
MeRcuRy
aLL mY SuN nUs
aLL mY SuN Zi-In LaW
everybody from 0nELoyaLTy07(:
(i think dats more than six ppls)

&. i fear 7 out of 71 things`Call this fearless? oH mY MerCurY...-.-''
&. if you get more than 30 you're paranoid.
&. if you get 21 to 29 you're normal.
&. if you get 11 to 20 you are pretty normal.
&. if you get 10 or less you're fearless.
&. people who don't have any are dumb asses who want people to think they are tough stuff.

&. everyone fears something... you just have to find the right thing.

&. i fear...

[ ] gay people `Don't discriminate them. They are humans. I'm not one kayys...-.-''
[ ] the dark `Come to the dark side...
[ x ] being single forever `I want father's day the w0rhhs...o.0
[ ] being a parent `GOTTA be one eh?
[ ] being myself in front of others `Why not?
[ ] open spaces `Let's play!
[ ] closed spaces `Let's sleep...-.-''
[ ] heights `LOL! Can't kiLL right? why so scared?! o.0
[ ] black cats `Cutie~
[ ] birds `Bird Bird~XD wEE~
[ ] fish `Yummy...o.0
[ ] ants `One thumb does it all...
[ ] driving `MUST DRIVE ARHHX!
[ ] flying `Has always be my day-dream...TT
[ ] flowers or other plants `Lol? * Sniff Sniff* Ah choo~
[ ] being touched `Can touch people?! XD wEE~
[ ] fire `Fire is DANGEROUS but FUN!
[ ] dark water `Lolx?? Ink arhhx?
[ ] the ocean `The wide lovely waters...
[ ] failure `Failure is success' Lao Bu leh!
[ ] success `Lolx everyone wants success right??
[ ] thunder/lightning `They are just sound waves...-.-'' Think Strike ToTo arhhx?
[ ] frogs/toads `Boing boing~XD wEE~
[ ] my boy/girlfriends/(ex)boy/girlfriends dad `Uhhh... Huh?
[ ] my boy/girlfriends/(ex)boy/girlfriends mom `Uhhh...Huh?
[ ] mice/rats `They are filthy but CUTE!!
[ ] jumping from high places `Fly~!! wEE~ *SPLAT*
[ ] snow `Never play with real snow before...
[ ] rain `Love it! No, I'm no crying. It's the rain.
[ ] wind `wEE~~~
[ ] cotton balls `BALL BALL!!
[ ] cemeteries `Lol? Ghost can't harm you.
[ ] clowns `They are funny!
[ ] large crowds `The more the merrier
[ ]crossing bridges `Lolx they won;t collapse de laa...-.-''
[ ] death `Everyone has to die!
[ ] heaven `Paradise!
[ ] being robbed `Lolx put paper money in the paper wallet...-.-''
[ ] men `Lolx I'm not scared of my father...-.-''
[ ] women `Lolx I'm not scared of my mother...-.-''
[ x ] having great responsibilty `OH MY MERCURY! Things go wrong, you get blamed. T_T
[ ] doctors, including dentists `Lolx bloody human. But can't live without them...-.-''
[ ] tornadoes `wEE~
[ ] hurricanes `Wee~
[ ] diseases `I grew up having them...
[ ] snakes `Wriggly TOOT! XD wEE~
[ ] sharks `I love their beautiful teeth.
[ ] shots `Huh?? Tio gun arhhx?!-.-''
[ ] Friday the 13th `Lolx?
[ x ] poverty `Wa no money die liao arhhx!! T_T
[ ] ghosts `Can't harm us can they?
[ ] Halloween `Trick or Treat!!
[ ] school `Why scared? Can hang out with friends. wEE~
[ ] trains or railroads `Who ask you go walk on them??-.-''
[ ] odd numbers `Lolx?
[ ] even numbers `Lolx?
[ ] being alone `Spend some time reflecting on your actions...
[ x ] being blind `I don't think I can live in the BLACK BLACK WORLD...BBW... T_T
[ ] being deaf `Not blind can lerrs.
[ ] growing up `Lolx?! Faster puberty...XD wEE~
[ ] monsters under my bed `Squeeze them to death(again).
[ ] creepy noises in the night `Lolx you mean sound waves?! -.-''
[ ] bee stings `Dumb bugs...-.-''
[ x ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals `I don't want any regrets...
[ ] blood `I LOVE THEM! Espeacially when they drip down the wall... THICK THICK de...XD wEE~
[ x ] someone you love or care about getting hurt `Please don't get hurt...
[ x ]someone you love or care about hurting you `Please don't hurt mE...
[ ] love `I want love, but love doesn't want mE...T_T
[ ] spiders `They are COOL!
[ ] needles` This TOOT will TOOT your TOOT! XD wEE~

Yoz! Lolx! XD Time post long no siia...T_T

Waa... 1st time late cause wake up late... I lied say I missed the bus... The DM (Discipline Master) believe... wEE~

Yesterday 2nd time late... Wa lao ehhs... Go in by back gate lehhs... The gate LOCKED siia! Then HOW? DIE?! I did something I didn't expect I would do... I CLIMBED the gate (Luckily gate never collapse) ! Wa lao. Feet too big no space to lift myself up... In the end no choice la... Squeeze in side... Up there got SPIKES! No choice... Gap still small... So put my tip... Take the risk... wEEEEEEEEEEEE~~!! Fly over! XD Wa lao impact too big land that time fall to the right... Scratch my right leg's right side... Owww~ Luckily never bleed...T_T Then go General office to report then SAME DM ask mE why I late... So I teLL him i STOMACHACHE! HEHEHES! XD He so dumb. Believed mE!! XD I faked my voice like very weak lohhs~!! XD wEE~

Siianz lehhs... I've got --~<(*"GOOD"*)>~-- news (Notice the signs around iT) !! Lolx...-.-ll 1sT Chinese Spelling fail... Get 15/100... 2nd Chinese Spelling also fail!! But this time... I get... 5/100!! XD Wa lao eh then the teacher threaten mE say I next time don't pass send mE to normal Chinese class.. Freak lahhs...

wEE~ ThE girls in my class so nice to BULLY! YAY~! Then got one mad guy Yu Xiang a.k.a. Eat wrong medicine de Pikachu say wad Chung Cheng Lake got Gyradoes... His medicine OVERDOSE la!! Wa liew ehhs...

Freak lohhs... Todae wait for my fwens Jonathan and Iris (in concert band) til 4.30++ go take bus together in the end they PURPOSELY dun want take bus with mE!! T_T I took the water cooler's cold water to spray Iris' legs. She screamed. wEE~ XD

That's all! At least I post ok...>.< Ok byes n0wz!! XD wEE~

wEE~
Not because I enjoyed myself. It's because I FINALLY got my SCHOOL SHORTS!

Wa lan damn pai seh siia... I wear my father's black short to school lehhs.When I entered the school everybody was like looking at me. Then I heard Jian Wei shout : "Ivan lai lo!" Then I quickly rushed over. Mervyn, Hao Zhe and Chester was with him too.

Then go hall listen to the principal's crap. Whoa can't say I'm unlucky lo. Got one guy hair long then the level master saw it and then shout at him and ask him to do 50 squats. That cb kiia damn kao peii la. School say must have manners this kind of farker don't even have a freakin' shiit of manners. Everyone looked at the guy(well, almost!!) except me. Why? BECAUSE MY HAIR LONGER THEN HIS! HAHAHA!! LUCKY NVR TIO CAUGHT SIIA!! Then after that went to classroom.

Listen to the teacher's rubbish. Then see give us masking tape ask us write our name on it and paste it on our shirts. LAME and CHILDISH. Onlii our class lahh... Then student counsellors come. Got Cute cute de Dayang(Verii nice to bulli!!=p), okok-handsome de Ming En(OK la!!),
eh pui teh de Slyvia(hehehes...), also veri nice to bully de Sin Yi(LOL) and some other crappy counsellors. Dayang best.=D Followed by Ming En.>.<>

Then go play some lame games. Dayang bad. Sabo me.TT He see the masking tape on my back then noe my name. Then sabo me until I need go up act some shiit. Dayang bully. Hmphs.=((

Reccess time I faster go collect my shorts then faster go change. Queue up quite long, so after changing reccess over...=(( Then go play some crappy games again some more need blindfold. So lame lo.

Then got one game got some cards for you to choose got nose, toe, ankle, ear, thigh and maybe eyebrow. Then two people each take one card. Then for example A took nose and B took toe then A's nose must touch B's toe. Still got nose and ear lo. Nose and thigh some more. That dumb dumb girl who made this must be SICK. So disgusting la... Then went to grand Auditorium to learn stuff (or rather, FOOL AROUND HAHAS!).

Then still got dog n' bone... With WATER BALOONS! Luckily nvr burst...-.-ll At the end of the day listen to the dunno who's nonsense again. So hot la the hall like no air-con de. Talk talk talk for a looong time then we do the cheers and school song. SO LAME. Except the Rock You cheer. Hahas. Fun clapping. And SCREAMING! LOLX!! Suppose to be until 4pm la... Do until 4.30 pm...

Then I WALK WRONG WAY! Shirlyn Tham la... She went to the wrong way then came back I heard them muttering about : "Thought is shortcut" Then ask them what shortcut they nvr tell me... Then waste my time walking to the WRONG PLACE OH FARK MAN... Oii no vulgar la chee bai 0ops!!>.<>.< (Siiao Chiie Chiie don't angry...XD) Then reach home FORGET CUT HAIR! I take off clothes gonna bathe le lehh... Heng haven on water then wear back those smelly rubbish and rush to the salon cut hair for $7 wa lan so ugly de siia!!! >.<

Happy New Year!!

So long no post... You people COMPLAIN COMPLAIN huh?!?! Hmphs!

Here I am posting to you all notty notties. Eh... Post what siia? Oh ya!

Uh... Ya what? Oh! Erm.. Oh?? O for Orange! Lame...=p

0 sec after 2007 I was watching the fireworks at Tanjong Rhu.
1 sec after 2007 i was fishing at Tanjong Rhu.
3 hrs and a few minutes after 2007 I was packing up for home.
5hrs and a few minutes after 2007 I was sleeping.
11 hours and 30 minutes after 2007 I'm wishing some notty notties(YOU) a Herwepy New Year~!!

It's over 12 midnight lerrs~!! 25th December lerrs! That means what lerrs? It means it's Christmas lerrs~!

MERRY CHRISTMAS~!!

HAVE FUN KAYYS~!!

MUACKZ TO ALL GUYS

HUGS TO ALL GIRLS~!!

HAHAS~!!

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Kinda funny.

We were storing water into small plastic bags to freeze into ice for 1 day 2 night fishing at East Coast from Monday to Friday, but my brother did it wrongly so we gotta take out all the water and store the plastic bags again.

We poke and *toot* the plastic bag flow out like our intestines do and let it flow into a big container ( the bottom part of the thing you use to steam fish ). I was so playful I put my whole hand into the FREEZING 0 degree Celsius water and when I took it out my hand was NUMB and I CAN'T MOVE IT~!! Ahh~!! Wait for awhile then okayy lerrs...

Then my brother playful use water splash my mother because my mother keep squeezing the pimple-like thingy ( it's her horrible hobby ) on his back. Then I used a CUP to SPLASH my mom and my brother joined in. I use glass cup he use metal cup and we splash until veh fun.

Then suddenly I sprung my cup forward instead of the water coming out, the HANDLE BROKE and the WHOLE GLASS CUP excluding the handle FLEW TOWARDS MY MOM'S LEG but luckily she managed to dodge it... Then we stop and pick up the glass pieces lohhs... LOLX dangerous yet fun siia! LOLX!

Few weeks ago I learnt from one of the workers to use the towel to hit someone like using the cane. I hiht my uncle TWICE and he shouted DAMN LOUDLY TWICE!! So fun!! XD

Will post bout' X'mas party and my fishing trip maybe after Wed. Cyyaz.

Yesterday was the stall's worker's,Ah Dan's, Bdae so we went to East coast barbecue.

I bought my skates along so skate skate skate lo... Then got one boy ride Kallang Guni bicycle so i hold on to the back and then we move together lohhs...

Then we go catch crab. Inside the net got one catfish so cute siia... Then we go barbecue the crab and hotdogs, chicken wings and stuff.

After play with a 1year old++ baby bully bully bully lolx!! XD After awhile go home le lo... 4am++ den slp den 3pm++ then wake up...XD

Continued...

13/12/06 Wednesday

Catlin even bought a christmas hat for Kirby!!

See!! Sooo cute~~!!!!~>.<~

??/12/06 ???day

Siianz lo... On this day when cutting pessimon i cut my index finger lo... 1/4 of my fingernail part also tio cut...Damn inconvenient la...

Hah so late then post siia...

11/12/06 Monday
Went to catch crab at Tanjong Rhu. Piiangz... Damn lots of mosquitoes lo... My tummy, leg shoulder got bitten liiaoz lo... Used small shark's head as bait and threw the net into the water lo...

After awhile buey tahan liiaoz hand itchy wanna gamble... So go uncle's van take tent to set up... Then my uncle, brother, mother and I start gambling lohhs... 10cents only lahhs... I last one get blackjack lo...

Here's the scores :

Uncle (banker) - Collect $1 from mother
- Collect 70cents from brother
- Give me $1.20
=Win 50cents

Mother - Give Uncle $1
- Lose $1 (Lost most ahahaha!XD)

Brother - Give Uncle 70cents
- Lose 70cents

mE - Collect $1.20 from Uncle
- Win $1.20( Win most wEE~~!!!XD )

12/12/06 Tuesday
Actually planned to go swimming with Mervyn and Tao Wang... But yesterday catch crab until todae 6a.m.++ until too tired overslept... When i reach they already gonna go home... So I go mervyn's house lo... Then play play play play play then Yun Jie invite us go Mountbatten Community Centre play basketball. I don't want go lo cause I want play CS siia... Then Mervyn keep begging me to go lo... Cause he want see Yun Jie mahhs... Wa lau "zhong4 se4 qing1 you3" one lo...

So we take bus go lo... Then play play play going to rain so Yun Jie want go home le... Then I persuade Mervyn follow then we follow lo... Then I hurry him he hurry me in the end reach le Yun Jie sms-ed said she JUST BOARDED THE BUS! We reach her house liiaoz la... Then ask us go back door... We go le then she going LIBRARY then gotta WALK TO THE FRONT AGAIN!! Piiangz!!

Then follow... Go into library enjoy air-con. Then Yun Jie go buy bubble tea we also buy... The bubble tea uncle bully her then I say betta don't cause Mervyn there... Then he ask in chinese, "Her boyfriend arh?" I say yes then Yun Jie nvr silent... Silence means consent w0rhhs...XD Then Yun Jie go home then I go Mervyn's house lo... Play awhile then go home le lo.


13/12/06 Wednesday
Caught lots of flower crabs... All stabbed to death... Damn fun siia! XD
Steam the crabs then eat with Udon. I ate two and a half plate w0rhhs!! XD

My god-uncle's girlfriend, Catlin, bought a little seal bed (lolx atually mattress onli lahhs...XD) for Kirby and he really likes it!!


Aiyo see!! Sleep until liddat! Dunnoe whether Kirby's a dog or a PIG! -.-ll

Hiies time is now 7.05am... Finished bathing and doing my daily +10 sit-ups... Morning do 70 le(Actually for yesterday cause forgot to doXD)... Night do 80...

Set off at 10pm then go set up nets and stuff... TodaE VEH LESS crabs siia...only caught one big one and 4 small ones... can cook crab bee hoon... all the crabs dam aggressive siia... Dangerous...

Can't barbercue crab cause need chop and clean... so we barbercue sausages, hotdogs, crab-stick, pork, chicken and marshmallows... Whoaas... Still not full sia..XD

Leave the nets in the water for 4-6 hours then after everything we threw charcoal into the water then the smoke come out and sizzled. After throw rubbish and stuff into the water... Hahas you may say throw charcoal contaminates the water.... But HEY! It ferterlises water plants and hence allowing moer oxygen for fis -- HEY! Not a Science stuff or anythin' right? Lolx aniwaees it's doing gd deed larrx!! XD

When walking back to the the van i chewed the remaining marshmallows and spit then everywhere...=x luckily no one saw...~>.<~

Then my uncle drove me, mom and god-uncle to somewhere dunno where dunno out of nowhere to eat lor mee... don't like so eat half dun wan le gib my big-sized uncle...XD

After this go home le... Bro go chalet til fri so god-uncle come my house slp his bed, which is beside me. For your info, we barbercued and fished and crabbed and stuff at the side lane of nicole highway and everyone was looking at us!! Some say romantic, alot people cycling they see almost bang into things. As for me i think we look like a bunch of runaway punks!

Yo!! Nowadays veh boring no mood to post cause alot of classmates hate me because they think I'm bossy... Wadeva lorhhs... They want liddat say I also nth to do...

Aniwaaes todae gonna go catch CRABS AND STUFF to BARBERCUE!! Wee! So excited!! Wakakaka one whole pack of marshmallow all for me!! Woot! ^^~

Maybe will post more about that's all bout' it sweet eh??

In the world of Happy Feet, a type of penguins, every penguin is born to sing a heartfelt song, except MaMo (I shall call him MoMo). He sounds like a... Well... It seems like his voice is breaking too much and he SCREAMS instead of SING. Also, he can't stand still, as his leg would keep tapping the ground and he would keep moving about.

Why does MoMo have this problem while the other baby penguins doesn't? This is all because of his father. The mothers went fishing during the fishing season while fathers huddle together with the eggs between their feet to brave through the freezing night with icestorms. However, Mamo's dad carelessly dropped the egg and this caused all the problems.

When MoMo was born, He couldn't stand still. His father shouted, "Hey hey hey watch your beak!!" But it was too late. MoMo lost control and *TOOOOOOOOOOT~*!! He poked his father's *toot* lolx...XD

When Momo's parents were fishing overtime, MoMo went to the top (sort of) of the ice island where a little guy could be himself. Then four birds came and wanted to devour him. Fortunately, MoMo caught sight of something yellow attached to the fiercest bird's leg and asked about it. "Aww not again?!" the other three birds said. Then the bird started explaining that he was done by the ALIENS (That's what they call humans, Yeah us.). Just then MoMo fell into a small hole and survived the crisis.

Apparently, MoMo has a crush over the best singer, Gloria. But a penguin has to please a female one with his singing, so MoMo thought that he doesn't stand a chance. During the Graduation Night, all the penguins gathered on a small ice island and sang together. MoMo started singing, or rather, screaming, and the other penguins scolded him. MoMo was depressed and hence spent his whole night on a small, small iceberg.

When MoMo woke up, a giant seal went after him and he was startled. He started escaping and he ended up on land (ice) and the seal was stuck on it. The seal tediously jumped up to devour MoMo but to no avail. This is where MoMo met the four shorty penguins, penguins that need not sing.

MoMo followed them to their "territory" and they were having a competition -- Collecting pebbles. They went to see Lovelard (Or smth liddat lahh!!) who was known to know everything, but one question, one pebble. he has a so-called "sacred tailsman from the gods" around his neck, but it fact it was some rubbish with rings from us human.

When MoMo when to find Lovelard for the 2nd time, Lovelard's 'tailsman' was getting tighter and he was choking. And in order to go back to his own 'territory', MoMo has to find out what has happened to all those disappearing fishes. They climbed over a cliff to where the elephant seals were and reached the human village.

Lovelard was seperated from them and when MoMo and co. found him, he was under a metal thing with a bell on top. Then, two whales came and seemed like wanna have fun and also eat them. Lovelard 'tailsman' was entangled to the bell and MoMo wanted to rescue him. The two wells took both of them as volley balls and hit them here and there. In the end Lovelard's 'tailsman' was torn and detached.

Then, MoMo told the four shorty penguins and Lovelard to take care of his mother and Gloria and tell his father that he had tried his best. With that, MoMo jumped from a veh veh high cliff and Lovelard said :" What are we suppose to tell his parents? We came all the way here to watch him suicide?!?!" And everyone laughed. Lolx... MoMo chased after the ship with LOTS LOTS LOTS AND YES, LOTS OF FISH but someone used a hook and hooked him off.

He was washed ashore and someone sold him to the zoo. MoMo felt lonely. He heard a little girl knock against the glass, and he started tapping his feet to his rythem. Then lots of human went to watch him dance and some even called other ppl to watch and use their phones to tell other ppl.

In the end the zoo attached a radio thingy on his back and released him. MoMo went back and everyone thought that he was dead. Lovelard and co. was with the other penguins too. The Penguin Chief (PC) said that there were no such things as aliens when MoMo said that they, I mean we, were responsible for the dropping of the population of fishes. Gloria told MoMo to turn around and when they saw the radio thing, the PC said that MoMo lead the aliens to invade them. Then, Gloria challenged him, "I thought you said that there were no such things as aliens?" And PC was speechless.

After that a helicopter came and the penguins thought that we came to capture them. Then MoMo started dancing and everybody followed suit, even the PC. Then one of the humans took out a video camera. After taht was a cutscene of us humans debating about saving penguins and civilians go on strike to ban fishing. The five humans from the helicopter came out and danced with the penguins. One of the humans slipped and landed on his @$$. LOLX!!

The movie ended with MoMo dancing and singing together with Gloria.

When we moved out of the cinema, I started tapping my feet. Then when we were going down the stairs, we suggested we slide on our bellies like the penguins!! XD

Thursday went to Mervyn's house to spar weapons again and then went to Marine Parade Kbox...

Hahas... Sing a little bit song niiaz... Suprisingly my mother was the one who sang the least... Wa kao Drank 4 cans of Jolly Shandy (each 0.5% alchohol) and a bottle of Beldugi (Amt of alchohol equivilant to one tiger beer) or smth liddat drink until I drunk... Face red red some more dam hot siia! Reach home almos vomitted...=X Siianz... Nth to sing thinking of her...-.-ll

Aniwaes in the end still sing until very happy... I veh b0liiaoz nth to do so next post will about a movie I watched yesterday, which is Friday, Happy Feet~!!

Haha todae go parkway work awhile( No pay de HMPHS! ) then go school hand in form.

After that go Mervyn's house play play lohhs. We go there watch him play XBox ( The Godfather ) then I take a toy sword threaten him. Then he ask me to wait then he go storeroom take out the WUSHU SWORD and come fight me!! ~>.<~ Then when i take the sword he take out one big, long Wooden Stick ( Don't think dirty!! ) come fight me. In the end, we went downstairs to the playground to fight. *PING PONG PIANG~!!* until very shuang!! Then we started cutting the grass and flowers... Lolx! Destroying public property AHH~!! ~>.<~

After hours of fun we went back up to play play awhile and it's DINNER TIME! YIPEE!! Wa very funny siia... Everytime go Mervyn's house I never eat breakfast never eat lunch one whole day never eat until a meal at his house is served... LOLX!! XD

Then we played Counter-Strike -- Condition Zero : Deleted Scenes. Used cheats so easy play... After awhile almost 6pm lerrs Mervyn need go jogging at Bedok Reservoir for 8km so we fight one last round. This round Mervyn use sword I use Wooden Rod then we fight until i keep hitting the ceiling. XP Then I too rough my hands too fast instead of hurting Mervyn, my hands moved towards Mervyn then he accidentaly cut my middle finger until bleed... Youch~... Little bit bloog niia... Nvm derrs.=)

Then Mervyn's father drive me home so good! On the way down we met Aunty Magaret ( Mervyn's mom ) then she said I SLIMMED DOWN! LOLX! I WAS SO VERY G0D DAMN HAPPY SIIA!! She said my chin looked sharper...=.=''

Todae go Mervyn's house more like practising weapons...-.-ll Aniwae when i reach home i on com go on msn i forgot Mervyn go jogging I go talk to him in the end is Aunty Magaret reply... We chat chat then I spell her name as Aunty MagEret then in the end she told me to call her Aunty Market...~>.<~ Then we chat until Aunty Magaret accidentaly used the
F(_)CK emoticon( Mervyn put the shortcut as "IT" ) LOLX!!

Then we play checkers and minesweeper I won then Mervyn came back challenge me keep losing then resign... Still say he come back from jogging giddy... EXCUSE! (''\(';..;')/'') RAWR~!!

This year's Dec holiday is the most most most MOST BORING one in my life!! I miss all my fwens... But not a soul misses me...T_T

I today went to Chung Cheng High School Main. Waa... Quite far siia... From the nearest bus-stop to the school need to walk for 15 minutes siia... ZzZ... Nvm... So many people go... I also go lohhs... Don't care la...

After that went to Parkway Parade work at my father's stall... Work for one and a half hours earn $6... ZzZ...=.=''

I thereby announce that Brenda's dar dar is... Sandy from Pr6/7~!! Congratualations!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sandy so sweet still gib Brenda chocolate w0rhhs! HOW COME I DON'T HAVE?!?!~>.<~ XD

Waa... Today PSLE results come out lerrs... Siianz... I thought I get 220++ lehhs... In the end get 250++!! I can't believe it you know?!?! Somemore I usually so crap in my English and Chinese! How to get those marks? Maybe I cheated without even knowing...XD

Today she cried... I feel like crying also... Still angry with me...T_T She go what school I also want try go...

Hehes... Here's a bonus pic... XD Fraser and Rachel I shall have my revenge! I have exacted vengeance for you two posting my "yellow-paper face" and taking my picture! MUAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Firstly a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Yun Jie!! Yesterday girls go chalet I went to her Birthday party. When i reached all playing Tai-di, then some went to the pool with cups and splashed each other. Suprisingly, my clothes dried up faster then usual but in the end got wet again and again and again and again and again...

We splashed and went to the playground until Mervyn and Hao Zhe came with plastic-bags ( those use for 'da bao' drinks ) for WATER-BOMBING! All fill up then go outside with a drain as a border-line and we start battle. Wa lao dam alot of girls siia.. I got hit once... DAMMIT! In the end boys threw the last bomb Dan Ling haf one last one she DAM CHEAP! JIAN! We no more bombs le she jump over to the other side and chase Mervyn! Poor thing...

When we went back we enjoyed the air-con... Everybody start eating. Suprisingly it seemed like I was the last few ones to eat... DC so sweet to Shi Jing! Automatic take food for her... Other people ask he don't even care... LOLX! Den confession... Blah Blah no one wanna confess...=.=''

After that go playground again climb here climb there blah blah blah... Claire challenged me stay on the bridge while she,DC and Merv jump. Bu Zhi Liang Li...Noob siia... All I scared was that the birdge would break...Then the girls STOLE our plastic bags and hid inside the girl's toilet to fill up... Then we the boys run lorrs. Hao Zhe throw until no more bombs then the girls all CHIIONG ARHHS! Then I already wet so I also CHIIONG and Tammie threw a bomb and hit me straight in the chest! OUCH! In the end I destryoed their "ammo" and Mervyn and Hao Zhe dunno run until where liiaoz... Hmphs... Damn bad siia.

Then another time go play ground Benedict gave me a water-bomb to throw at poor Beverly... I shoot at her she like very pain liddat... The water splashed til Yun Jie's eyes she very angry I go forward see see she pushed me into the bush two times... 1st time ok... 2nd time ALMOST fall and then I swung my wrist and say "Xia Si Wo..."(Scare die me)

Because I destroy the "ammo" the girls very angry and hated me forever...Dam sad... Todae wake up cried...A little la... But a boy cannot cry so much mahhs so "REN"!

After that went to the playground again... Dunno do wad la... Nth to do juz hang out also fun...Betta den at home stare at COM screen dam bad for eyes...XD We played Captain's Ball with
1)Claire,
2)Ivan(mE),
3)Mervyn,
4)Daryll(DC),
5)Darren Seow,
6)Shanisca's bro(reserve),
7)Ying Ying(Or smth liddat)
Versus(V.S.)
8)Dan Ling,
9)Yun Jie(seperated by Merv sobx...T.T),
10)Jian Sheng,
11)Shanisca,
12)Vannessa(A "senior" i THINK is ex-KongHwaiian),
13)Zi Hui
Wa lao I broke my left pinky finger siia... Damn pain...T_T


Then Lena, LQ, Pei Yi and a mystery girl (don't wan reveal her name to me) played MONKEY together with Shanisca's lil' brother...Poor boy... Bullied by so many big girls...

When they say sing B-dae song in the end nvr sing... Become photo-taking session... Mervyn and Yun Jie got a couple photo shot siia...WOOOO... They giving out cakes i was sitting beside Mervyn... 1st cake finish liiao I nvr get... Until they take out 2nd cake then I got to eat smth...>.< We dunnno go playground how many times siia...

Then we started to climb up a ro0f... Luckily security guard nvr see... When I climb up I hit a tile and it flew up the others got scared all jump down... In the end I also nvr go up...=(

Darren Seow really siiao I think he dropped a p4 girl's hamster onto the ground then all angry go GANGBANG him scold him like siiao... Then the girl angry take Nike water-bottle spray DS... Hahas...Serves him right...

DC say want treat us to bubble tea but in the end don't have... He went home while playing Captain's Ball halfway...Most of the ppl left after visiting the playground for the last time. Mervyn so early go... Then in the end left mE, Jian Sheng, Yun Jie, Darren Seow, Dan Ling, Shanisca and her lil' brother. We played Broken Telephone, Simon Says and some other games... When I was Simon I said hug the lampost JS rush and hug the girls don't dare to hug only can hold...LOLX...XD

I chased those people until my slippers spoil siia! Need to walk around and go home barefooted! We went up to Yun Jie's house to open the presents... Mervyn gave Yun Jie a big Teddy Bear!! Wooo~ So sweet!! Then JS and Dan Ling damn sick take another bear make them sex say one is Mervyn and one is Yun Jie. YUCKS!

Dan Ling action action stand in front of the pool play with the water... Then I seized the chance and PUSHED HER DOWN INTO THE POOL! ~*SPLASH!!*~ WOOOHOO! After that I don't dare stand near the water...

Then we went to the opposite end lie on the "grass-like" floor and stare at the sky enjoy one minute of peace. Then we share songs,stories and funny stuff... We walk here walk there throughout the party keep saying "Boy/Girl come I've got something to show you...(The Sexual Education Vid)" and then all laugh... Shanisca's bro dunno wad we toking about...Then he hid my shoes and I almost cannot find it! Grr... (*Mumbles not so nice things*)

After that we sent Yun Jie to her house and Dan Ling take her things and went back, leaving me and JS. JS want go home I asked him accompany me he so good siia... We went to the pool to play with the water and rinse our feet the Security Guard come JS scared. He asked us to go all the way to the opposite side of the pool juz to tell us "Don;t play anymore". Dam crap la. This kind of attitude towards visitors dam fcked up la...

I sent JS outside and I also need go outside wait for my uncle drive van come fetch me then we walked past YJ's house JS called her and asked her to looked down. Then she come then we were like blowing kisses and muack muack muack say take care and stuff. As a friend only la... Mervyn don't jealous ok... You'll have plenty of chances... Not only blow but contact... Hehes... Then I went home barefooted... Sobx...

Ok look. I apologise for bursting all your water bombs girls I didn't thought about it and acted recklessly it's my fault ok? Please forgive me can anot...

Pics of the girls that I collected. This is all I have...Here's a list :

2) Brenda
4) Rachel
7)Hui Jun
12) Shirlyn Ng
16)Jaf Ie
18) Shirlyn Tham
20) Vannessa

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Pics of the boys that I collected. This is all I have...Here's a list :

22) Rong Hao
23) Chester
27) Jeremy
29) Jian Ming
31) Woon Wei
34) Samuel
36) Han Siang
39) Fraser
40) Richie

Hah! Todae got a chance to go out with da boiiz. YAY! go PCBunk... crap... rakion with woon wei... DAM! at 1st leading... den woon wei so pro managed to catch up... chaos mode at the same time... i won! den in the end i was leading!! yay! >.< heres the list! The List :

Gals
1) Beatrice - The only Pr6/2 TAF girl... When shy always tilt head and stare....
2) Brenda - My Grand daughter... Like to sa jia0... Always gives me go0sebumps...XD Her unpleasant look show me i really want to slap her...XP
3) Amanda - Likes bo0ks... Well... Not "like"... "LOVES"! Great captain for Captain ball...
4) Rachel - Compo pro.Doesn't talk much to guys... Kind of anti-social... Hmm... Unlike poles ATTRACT... This is SO VERY GOD DAMN TRUE~!! Watch out for No. 39~!!
5) Ella - Went back to China... Has a grudge against the guys somehow...(Maybe due to me!!XD) Loves to draw Japan anime and cute gals.
6) Sing Rue - BOOKWORM~!! Compo pro also... Very scared of balls...(Don't think outta da' box!=.='')Scolds people when smiling((:
7) Hui Jun - This... old hag? No la jkjk no offence...XD Gd fwen to make. Easy to go along with.
8) Wei Shan - Doesn't talk much I suppose... Don't know much bout' her. 9) Hui Shan - Whoa... Da Jie Da... Kinda bossy... Gambling queen!! Scold people very unpleasant 10) Huey Ying - Gameboy freak... Whole day play gameboy!!
11) Wen Yi - Quiet girl. Smiles alot.=)
12) Shirlyn Ng - Dangerous person... REALLY is "Gong1 Si1 Fen1 Ming2". Misbehave and she will "MUAHAHAHAHA!" XD Not really that mean la... Gd fwen to make. HOMEWORK freak~!!
13) Jia Wen - Next time can be Ah Lian...XD Kinda loves to smile too.
14) Sophin - The Great one... I mean... The one with the Great SPARE TYPE! LOLX! PUI EH~!! BAO ZHU PO~!! Sings Tian Tian Ye Ye pretty well with Woon Wei!!
15) Zi Xing - Once she's your gd friend, she's easy to communicate with. 16) Jaf Ie - The famous Zombie Mushroom!! Easily influenced and terrorised... Want her boyfriend Jed abandon me this old old Gan Jiu Ye... Haiiz... Sadz...:'(
17) Yi Yun - Boii... This is dam...well...easily provoked... Little thing only let out a earth-shaking ear-drum piercing cat-chasing "WHAT?!?!" And give that to eyebrows liddat>> .\/. LOLX!
18) Shirlyn Tham - Oh boii... This one is trouble... BIG TROUBLE~!! Not happy kick my leg! Dammit~!! Always "Tou1 Xiao4".
19) Si Jia - This girl actually is shy and quiet... But once you her gd fwen and can get informal with, you sure buay tahan...=.=''
20) Vannessa - Hmm... Free roamer around all the girl gangs in Pr6/2.
21) Kar Waii - My jiejie! Loves anime... Quite good at chinese chess also... Somehow quiet... As in speak softly la!

Guys
22) Rong Hao - Chief of the Blue Pheonix Sect~!! Bball and chinese chess pr0! Loves sexual education...XD
23) Chester - Always hang out with FrAz, Rong Hao and co. .Chinese Chess pr0
24) Eric - Eccentric GameBoy hogger!! Ex-bottle swinger.
25) Eugene - Freckled little boii boii~!! Go overseas play long time never see him lerrs...
26) Jian Wei - Nincompoop as mentioned by FiFi... Somehow irritating. Gay-to-be.
27) Jeremy - Tyco tyco de vice head prefect!! Hangs out with FrAz and co. like Chester.
28) Justin - Justice Bao! Loves soccer.
29) Jian Ming - Big and strong. Soccer pro?
30) Lionel - Nothing to say. Plain h0m0.
31) Woon Wei - Once a friend, easy to go along with. Sings Tian Tian Ye Ye pretty well with Sophin!!
32) Ivan - The big fat me!!
33) Jun Yan - Looks like slowing others down but a gd fwen to make. Kind by nature
34) Samuel - Puny silly cat Zidane!! Badminton pro!
35) Boon Wee - An ok friend if you can stand extreme annoyance and pranks.
36) Han Siang - A VERY pleasant and "guaii" boii. Can be quite cute at times.
37) Qing Yang - Kinda selfish. Average person.
38) Yu Yang - A backstabber la. Hyprocrite. Wonder how he became a model pupil. Model sissy more like it. BLOODSUCKER!
39) Fraser - Handsome seducer! Seduces many girls unwittingly...XD Bbal pro and the Da Ge Da of most boiis. Social. Unlike poles attract. No. 4 Rachel proves it so very god damn true!! XD
40) Richie - Cute cute little teddy bear~!! Can get violent w0rhhs! Violent still a little primary 3/9 teddy bear...XD

Phew... Spent 2 days doing this... crap...=.=''

Oh boii... My com can't access to my blog... I tot is blog's prob... Until Woon Weii told me he could access... Oh boii! I'm posting yet i can't go my blog siianz... anything email me @ ivan05051994@hotmail.com or sms me at 93637109 la! Remember leave ur name~!!**^^~

Changed skin back. Did I make the right decision?? Aniwae girlsw0rk so hard in the end still lose... Boys never w0rk of course lose... But suprisingly w0n one match w0rhhs... Haiiz... I tot Ms Tang not biased... Actually she not biased la... Only kok eye, cheh meh, kayu, baka, to0t t0ot, bod0 b0do, go0n d0o barbie head, siiao tink tong... Liddat only larrs... ERM... I mean!! Ya la as in... ONLY la! YOU UNDERSTAND ANOT?!?!

Saturday go watch DOA -- Dead Or Alive... At Vivo City... FiFi bluff de... So empty no 0ne they de... Hmphs...=.='' DOA alot of sexual scenes siia... So many ppl wear bikini yuks! ~>.<~ Somemore got one naked throw the bra into the air dey raise up her hand wear it and catch the gun in the air... So "Kua Zhang"!!

Wakaka... Boys win soccer 2-0, girls win captain ball 14-4~!! wo00t~!! Actually shud be 14-2 la...Miss Tang help them score 2 points... Dan Ling s0reloser... Hmphs. But teacher indeed biased... Competition referee where can help derrs... Hmphs. Next time compo competition ask form teacher help larrs. Hmphs...=.=''

Long time no post... Long time no business... dunno why nowadays feel so tired... always ruin everything...my love, soccer, basketball, even the class... i juz ruin it... i ain't can't do nothing...=.='' dunno wad im toking about... haiz... whole body pain pain... play com also feel tired...sobx...T_T

Yesterday g0 marina eat steamb0at... 1sT timE EvEr iN mY LifE EaT sTEamb0aT EaT s0 LEss... KEpT ThinkinG 0f hEr... iT's s0 haRd t0 4gEt... ALwaYs EasiEr sAid ThaN d0nE... JuZ can'T gEt 0vEr wiTh iT...T_T

A new c0llection... Punky elf r0ng hao

Todae dad's bdae but he fell ill... so unlucky... sobx...T.T and dar dar nvr reply my sms... sobx... even more sobx... how c0me sh0 UnLucKy derrs...=(

Here's another poem. Sounds familiar not mine:

Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,

Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.

And I never see my old friends face,
For life is a swift and terrible race,

She knows I like her just as well,
As in the days when I rang her bell.

And she rang mine but we were younger then,
And now we are busy, tired men.

Tired of playing a foolish game,
Tired of trying to make a name.

"Tomorrow" I say! "I will call on her,
Just to show that I'm thinking of her."

But tomorrow comes and tomorrow goes,
And distance between us grows and grows.

Around the corner, yet miles away,
"Here's a telegram sir," "She died today."

And that's what we get and deserve in the end.
Around the corner, a vanished friend.

Wa freak la... Todae go school rehearse skit so many people dun wan co-operate... Especially Boon Wee siia... Play with chair and act kp kiia... Hui Shan ask people dun play mike ownself also play... So bossy... Fraser say dun say fuck ownself also say... People juz talk without thinking... I'm one of them...I suppose...Need some examples... Dunno on that nite wad will happen. Aiya heck care la... I do up the tables the skit none of my freakin' business... And the cheering girls say i say juz find something dat rhymes scared until say NONONONONO! Scared i gib them horrifying poems again...=.='' I've got one in mine... short one...

Six-two, Six-two,
Never Rest~!!
We Rule, We Rule,
All~ The Best~!!

I made a confession... Did I do the right thing? I confessed my love, got rejected, but I'm not done with it yet. I can be her invinsible guardian angel, accompanying her... Even on the day she gets married... I shall give a my blessings...Generously...

If I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven,
And wait for you...

Wa kaoo... ytd de ytd 14/10/06 celebrated mama's birthday... tomorrow 17/10/06 celebrating br0ther's... tmr de tmr 18/10/06 celebrating father's... kao...Seems like I'm the odd one out...=.=''

Yeah wh0le day CS... CS so late until my father take one Thick and Long Wooden Rod threaten me... Like I care. Beat then beat la. Juz another uncouth m0r0n out there. Hmph. What a father I have. So kp one. Anywae P6 Graduation Party got DANCE so pur-leeease~... Give some face and step on da' dance floor~!!

Nowadays to0 busy playing CS-CZ no time to blog and maple... So0 srry fwens... Alot ppl play then I play... So f0rgive me...=)

Sry nvr update... And broke my promise to visit ur blogs everyday...Please forgive me....T_T I play too much CS lerrs...=.='' To compensate your loss of businesses I present to you some poems...

I wish...


I wish you happiness on a cloudy day,
Blue skies to chase your cares away.

A breath of fresh air when you are feeling down,
Anything to get rid of that frown.

A sprinkle of rain,
And a life free of pain.

I wish you warmth from the rays of the sun,
And a lifetime of joy and fun.


Always with you...


Just keep your eyes to the sky,
And know I am always nearby.

You treat me so right,
I'm so glad we don't fight.

I can count on you to always be true,
You make me feel good, as only you could.

Thanks for being the right one for me,
And encouraging me to be all I can be.


My Love...

For your smile,
I'd walk for miles.

For your touch,
I'd give you so much.

For your kiss,
I'd give you sheer bliss.

For your hand,
I will always understand.

For your love,
I'd give all you can conceive of.

Operation P.S.L.E. mission ACCOMPLISHED! Wo0t! This lame piece of crappy nonsensical rubbish is finally over... Todae after school go Mervyn's house until 7.30pm... Drank 6 cans of Jolly Shandy beer... Lol it's just alcohol...=X But not alcoholic enough siia... Tiger beer much betta... Some misunderstandings with a t0oty girl... By the name of Yun Jie... Siianz... So tiring fighting with a girl... Alot girls talk never think carefully... Siianz...=.=''

Wa kaooooo... Higher Chinese totally suck like hell... Sure die liiaoz... Tanjong Katong also can't go in... This time die lerrs...=.='' Like I care!! Compo write out of point some more! WTF!?

Here's some poems hope you enjoy...


Frienz foreva...

Written with a pen
Sealed with a kiss
If you are my friend,
Please answer this:

Are we friends or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot.
So tell me now and tell me true,
So I can say, I am here for you.

Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the ones I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven
And wait for you.


The Will of God

The Will of God will never take you,
where the Grace of God cannot keep you,
where the Arms of God cannot support you,
where the Richest of God cannot supply your needs,
where the Power of God cannot endow you.

The Will of God will never take you,
where the Spirit of God cannot work through you,
where the Wisdom of God cannot teach you,
where the Army of God cannot protect you,
where the Hands of God cannot mould you.

The Will of God will never take you,
where the Love of God cannot enfold you,
where the Mercies of God cannot sustain you,
where the Peace of God cannot calm your fears,
where the Authority of God cannot overrule for you.

The Will of God will never take you,
where the Comfort of God cannot dry your tears,
where the Word of God cannot feed you,
where the Miracles of God cannot be done for you,
where the Omnipresence of God cannot find you.


Kiss Kiss

A peach is a peach,
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss,
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth,
Close your eyes,
And give your tongue some exercise!!!

Wa kaoooo... Today Science -Alot of marks liiaoz! This one I care!! The ring and bar magnet question -2... I think Eric got it right... Power evenly distributed to 4 parts while bar only 2 parts... Na beii... Some more the ball and slope question... Ball roll>>>(downwards la!) P Q R S which part most kinetic? I PUT Q!! WRONG LE! WTF SIIA?! WASTED!! IT'S S!! NA BUU EHH!!

Yesterday Saturday go cinema watch Rob.B.Hood... So funny siia!! Two professional burglars that can crack any safe so funny... Run away from police dat slide down the staircase handrail... Then one day go steal a baby get 3 hundred million dollars... The baby soooooooooo cute!! Then Jackie Chan jump out of the window then close it then the police run after him then *SMACK*!! The face become pig head and stick to the window... Chan from very high jump to the air-con box outside is real part lehhs! Very high drop down sure die... Then got one part Chan hide the baby in his clothes then the baby go SUCK HIS N1PPLES!! WTF?!?! In the end they reveal that the crew applied honey on the nipples! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! Then the baby car got hooked by a truck then Chan steal a car and his another pro burglar friend Octopus jump onto a motorbike and ask the girl chase the truck... He ask her he drove motor b4 anot the girl say PLAY GAME DE!! then anyhow chiiong then in the end Octopus jump on Chan's car then get knocked over by the bad guyz... Then they buy the baby's thing the person at the counter say," Buy things cannot Sui Bian de!! I'm not against your kind ( She thought they g@y ) ..." Then Octopus act g@y!! LOLX!!! In the end they tried to rescue the baby who the bad guy put in a freezer room and then they were stopped by 2 powerful kung ful pro. Then Chan fight one the pro knock him onto the floor then Chan take a Diaper with LOTS OF SH!T and threw it at the pro's face!! OMG!!! Then he ride the toy motorbike the pro jump away and the motor headed towards the other pro fighting Octopus!! Then they go in the room and the 2 pro follow... the plug stuck on the door and pull the door *CLOSED!!* !! Then inside very cold they fight fight then Chan took a fan and blow at the 2 pros!! Then Octopus took a bottle of milk put at the back of the fan and *SPLASHHHHHH~* !! The room can only be opened from the outside and then in the end their "Shi Fu" go tried very hard to unlock the Swiss computerised machine safe lock with more than 4 million combinations. He ask the others to shut off the air-con and stop breathing!! LOL?! Then open liao the 2 ppl rush out hugging the baby and the 2 pros come out then the police and the "Shi Fu" thought they frozen zombies! Then the 3 burglars get jailed but got a lower sentence... In the end they trick all of us!! They bring them to "death sentence place" or "Qiang Bi" and then blindfold them ( got one go blindfold wrongly and then blindfold until like headband liddat! ) and then *BANG!!* really like real one their body got spark come out some more!! In the end they only act as a demonstration of death sentence... Then their family go talk to them... Then the baby's parents bring the baby to visit them... They say sorry then the parents say , "The baby would've died without you.". And then Chan and Octopus played with the baby then it's time to return to their cells but they forgot to gib back the baby and ALMOST BROUGHT HIM BACK TO THE CELL!! LOLX!!

Wa kaooo... Compo write one and a half page niia... Like I care. -Alot of marks liiaoz... Like I care. So much extra time left after finish the paper... Like I care. Paper easier than I expected... Like I care... Sure get caning... Like... HUH?! CANING?!?!?!?! WTF!!!

Wa kaoo... Maths look one time difficult, second time easy, third time difficult again... Wa lao... -5 marks liiaoz... Liddat siiao liiao lorhhs... My mom TODAY then know PSLE started!! And she thought TODAY start!! WTF?! I was like goin' fer Hwa Chong or something impossible like that... But she said Tanjong Katong!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wa kao... English PSLE damn siianz!! So fast finish still have so many time left... Didn't even bother to check... Too tired... But want sleep cannot sleep... buttock very itchy... Dunno why? Chairs dirty? Hmph. Don't give it a dam.

Wa kao... Quarrell with lame ppl really very tiring... Scold them they say scold yourself or your friends or your stead or your parents... Lame right? Still say you don't understand English? Who's talking?!

Wa... 2 days at Ah Ma's house... 2 days play PS2... 2 days no touch computer... 2 days never update... 2 days never revise... 2 days PSLE~!! Heck la... 2 days dying liiaoz la...=.=''

wa lao i tot PSLE shud be less hw more revision?!?! So much hw until so many daes nvr post...so sadz...T_T

Yu Long damn kao peii lorhhs. Go people's blog tag also not happy. Not happy own blog delete the tag la. Still say Xiang Rui kao pei kiia. Say that to yourself la b@st@rd. Little thing niia also get f(_)cked up.

Todae alsmot fell asleep in class....Wakakakakakakakaka.... Wh0le day Mrs Tan... sho gooood~~!!! No zhang lao pig thr ve li gd siiaz....

Nowadays not posting... Not because of the Pessmistic Sulky Lousy Eccentricity... Cause I too bz playing games and helping ppl and do good deeds ( You believe mahhs?? ) ... XD Really very siianz. Life is boring. Lost interest in everything... Yes, EVERYTHING~!! Go school need do work; MSN peeps don't reply; Play games until so siianz; Eat things no appetite; Can't get love from peeps... How worse can it get? I would rather go Africa live in poverty then to have so much useless money... Yes, USELESS~!! I got money also don't bear to spend. Bear to spend also dunnoe what to buy... Sho siianz...

loved foreva...

Guess what?! Who's back? He's back!! Kirby is baacckk~!! Kirby's discharged from the clinic after one week~!!! WOOOT! YAY! I missed him sooo much...T_T Just too touched... ='D *SNEEEEEEEEEZE~* Excuse me... Haiiz... Next Saturday need bring him back for check up... Everyday apply medicine... Must feed it carrot ( I thought for rabbits only w0rhhs~!! ) for the skin to grow well... Everything has it's ups and downs. He's wierd, though. Started pee-ing and poot poot-ing on the floor everywhere... Need some time to adjust itself to the surroundings... Must be patient~!! (''\(';..;')/'')

Haiz... Nth to write... Juz PSLE that lame crap... Pessmistic Sucky Lousy Eccentricity... Nonsencical rubbbish... ZzZ... =.=''

Look at my poor Kirby... Inherited skin disease from his mother when drinking the milk... Stay in clinic for one week liiaoz... Miiss it sooo much...T.T The mites bite his skin until rotten... Sob sobx... Aply medicine need shave off the hair... I missed its barking... Its tail... Its licking... Its kissing... I miss everything off it... It's part of my life... The only one i can share ALL my secrets with... And he would certainly keep it a secret... 4eva... Perhaps...

Etc.




Silly Rong Hao!!>>>

YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE GONG GONG BODO TOOT TOOT GOON DOO BARBIE HEADS!! I GO YOUR BLOGS ALMOST EVERYDAY AND HERE YOU PEEPS ARE DESERTING MY BLOG!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wa siiao todae rain rain... To cross road other people press button green light then I chiong~!! Then from one shelter chiong until the other. A lot of people say : " Aiyoh... No school le arhs? Why never bring umbrella...". Some even offer me umbrellas... But I don't want cos very troublesome to return... Go home wh0le b0dy wet wet... Water dripping all over and got a new hairstyle. Lolx... If the water turn into blood people see liao tot i go IMM and all the shopping malls to slash of everyone's head, split the b0dy, dig out the lungs, hearts, intestines, liver and other organs and blood splurt everywhere... Lol sry I got carried off...-.-ll ZzZzZ...=.=''

Today unlucky day... Sit near entrance the door kom bom pom... Like got ghost liddat... Then tio scold. Sianz... No reccess haiiz...=.='' Some people are just too petty... Born with that kind of personality, no wonder some people cannot except them. Like some so-called "friends" of mine, treat people like d0gs and lack3ys. No respect at all. Some people quarell and fight lose liao, got beaten up, disgraced or wadeva shyt go complain. Never think who's at fault first lorhhs. Some people are brainless or have brain cells dying when they are born too. Like what i call sorelosers. "Wan2 Bu4 Qi3". Cannot play don't play la. Keh Kiang.

Haiz... Sry yesterday no post w0rhhs! Wh0le Singapore internet prob horrs?? Guess so. So here I am.. Nothing to say... Just a message to Richie. Now, I don't give it a damn if you break up with me. Don't treat me like a lackey. I don't need a friend that doesn't want me as a friend. Get it, fuckers?! And Ella Chu you unisex elephant female pig. Stop spreading my rumours. You love Xuan Li, you Dong Fang with him, you bore 99999999999 SCORES of piglets for him, he chop them into pork chop, chop u up also, so I know you are pathetic but don't bring unhappiness to others. Now it's now more then calling you b1tch, get it? You don't want me to curse your whole family, do you? I can do that. I don't fuckin' care if you complain to wadeva shyt. I have reasons so you won't get away either. Richie I hope you saw this and get it straight. I CAN live without you. I don't wanna be your dog, your lackey, your slave ok?

School starts... Trouble starts... H0mew0rks starts... Many things starts... Mostly negative... You freakin' b0b0 brainless g00n d00 barbie head dunno is "Cun2 xin1 puo4 huai4" or "Nong4 Qiao2 Fan3 Zhuo2"... Anyhow spread rumour now everything's ruined... Now she seems to be avoiding me... How?? And Ella you arhhs come here exact vengeance is it... Anyhow spread. Hmph!! You damn bad siia... Maybe because I was bad... Retribution... Sobz Sobx T_T I try to pair people up now people try to break me up... Hao3 Xin1 Mei2 Hao3 Bao4... Sobx... Papa Mama KorKor DogDog dunno bout' this, so no one sayang me... Sob Sob... It's really hard to bottle up things you know, so try to let it out if you can. Haiiz... Mervyn can I share with you?? Since you are the only one I can trust... It's really hard to find someone you can trust... Thanks Merv.

Here's a reccomendation to everyone. Play Shattered Galaxy (SG) (Note that this game is preferbly for boys) by downloading it at http://www.sgalaxy.com and go inside to create an account. It's kind of a stretegic game where you buy robots, machines, aeroplanes and monsters, which are grouped under Infantry, Mobile, Aviatation and organism, to either fight aliens in caves or fight opponents of other factions ( Three factions : Troy, Pompei, Helike for beginners ) in the frontlines. That's all about it! It's your choice! =)

Yo! Wassup!

Um... Hellooo?






Yo! Watcha' lookin' at?!




I'm too tired to fight with you. SHOO~! I wanna sleep! GET OUT!! *YAWN*.....OUT!!









I told you I'm sleeping.... Good night. Lights off please. Thank you.

My mommy is behind me! Stop looking at me or I'll call my mommy to bash you up! MOMMY~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See my Big Bro Ivan behind me eh? STOP STARING AT ME OR I ASK HIM TO BASH YOU UP !! Look at his fats and muscles!! Wooo... Uh!! I mean muscles!! No fats no fats don't beat me !! T_T WOO I LOVE THE WIND!!

Nice hairstyle eh? Yea I'm cool and cute! (; Now I'm gonna bash you up MYSELF!! HIYAAA~!!!

As promised, here's the Friend's list. Heading changed.


How I judge and rank people :
``Best``
~Fraser
~Rong Hao
~Richie
~Jeremy
~Han Siang
~Kar Wai
~Jaf Ie
~Brenda
~Hui Jun
~Mervyn
~Tao Wang
~Remus
~Pei Yi
``90%~100%``
~Chester
~Samuel
~Yu Yang
~Jian Ming
~Han Siang-
~Eugene
~Si Jia
~Shirlyn Tham
~Ella
~Rachel
``20%-90%``
~Others
``10%~20%``
~Eric
~Jun Yan
``-100%``
~Lionel
~H0m0s
~S(_)ck3rs
~SORElosers
~Thick-skinneds
~Hyprocrites
~Liars
~Fagg0ts
~Lamers
~Act cute buay cute
~Act cool buay cool
~Show offs
~Despicables
~Always try to be in the limelight

Today went to Sakura Suki soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to eeeeat!!!!! Even da bao lehhs.... But too bad nothing fer' you people... Gave everything to da' w0rkers... Nice employer eh? Hahas. Just want the w0rkers to feel "not-abandoned" so that they can work even better n0rhhs... Well i ate til i almosts burst... Cause my stomach and appetite contracted since i was wearing a singlet in an air-conditioned restaurant and gave away too much heat to my surroundings ( Science eh? ) .... Nvm, my mommy need to use da' c0m f0r Mivrosoft excel so byebye... That's all ! ^^~

At KL ( Kuala Lumpur ) , I learnt how to slash prices! woot! RM45 I slash to RM30! Saved RM15 ( SGD7.50 ( /2 ) ) The highest i slash is RM33 ( SGD16.50 ) for an Adidas green striped sports shoe from RM105 to RM72. LOL! You gotta be thick-skinned man!! Well, I literally HATE thick-skinneds... So i kinda hate myself then, but no choice... Because it's MONEY MONEY MONEY~, VERY FUNNY~, LALALALA~ LARRHHSHASHAISHSAISHSHHHHH~~~!!!!! OOPS! Radio spoil!! XD My mom pro... But I hate her, because she's damned thick-skinned siia!! It's like those dramas you see the seller don't want to lower the price then the aunties pretend to don't wat and walk away and then wait until the seller tell them to come back. Wa piiangz like acting in a show like that my mom and favourite uncle bargain and slash and kill and pick pock piack and ping pong piang and beesh bang bong like nobody's business like that!! I really "Kan4 bu4 xia4 qu4"... Hehe actually i also kill like nobody's business! XD I chose a pair of sunglasses with silver frames and yellow lens transparent on the inside opaque like a mirror on the outside and my uncle say I got great taste wo0O0ot! XD

Thursday and Friday no remedial right? Only certain classes right? Luckily i got last minute infomation... Or you can imagine me standing helplessly outside the school!! FiFi the notty girl say have and ask me to climb over gate 2...=.='' I very old you know? Fall down break bone you pay for the medical fee mahhs? No wonder called Ah FEE!!! Tons of homework awaiting me... Siianz...

YO PEEPS! I'm back! Wooooo0Ot!!!! Sit the flying coaster... Not sit actually... Is lie down! And you SWOOOOOOOOP all the way non-stop!! And got TOM BAH LEH some more!! Luckily in front got bars for you to hold, if not sure pengz inside... Sit roller coaster also got TOM BAH LEH... And then sit the space shot go up liao got SHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! very noisy siia... And then when come down it's like you are flying and...well, you can say COMMIT SUICIDE! XD

Setting of @ 8pm, 9pm reach airport... I'm here to bid farewell to all of you people. Bye everybody and take care. Watch your health and what you eat ( Am I talking to myself?!?! ). I'll miss you all... Have fun. Don't miss me ( I KNOW YOU WON'T!! HMPH!! >=( YOU PEOPLE WATCH OUT I'LL GET YOU!!! (''\(';..;')/'') RAWR~! )

Today go swim swim with my mother brother and cousin... My cousin very toot... ask her learn to lie down on water she say dun wan dun wan and run away... ZzZzZz... I go play slide with all sorts of patterns... lie upside down and i knocked my head... Lie on my stomach my elbow and knee got bruised...Ouch!! Awww.... So pain, still no one sayang me... Sob sobx... T_T

Hehehex....This is BroI posting @ around 1 am...Actually, I meant nth to do in the moRNING.... Just came back from cinema watch"Monster House". Kind of a horror comedy...Just have startling screens and loud sound effects...People scream I laugh.I laugh my cousin laugh. I hear them laugh I laugh even louder so loud that everyone stared at me and it was very "malu" !!! The movi started with a girl riding a tricycle past many maple leaves causing them to fly, she accidentaly had her wheel stuck when she landed on Mr NeverCackle's lawn!! Then Mr NeverCackle the evil man( I call him NCK ) came out with his bulging eyes and scold scold scold and said : " Do you want to be eaten alive?!?! " and the girl said : " No?? " And th...Wad the?!?! Why am I saying all these?! It's a long story you know!! Basically, it's actually there's this giantress( Female giant ) caught by a circus and displayed, where people threw rotten tomatoes at her. Then NCK fell in love with her(WTH?!) and decided to help her escape. Then while building their house the giantress fell into a hole and got buried by cement. Then when the construction was complete, the house was possessed by the giantress, which became a house that ate ppl. It has a long carpet as a long tongue. It uses it to roll up people and toys and stuff. To destroy it, one must destroy it's heart, which is a fire that emits smoke outta da' chimney. The boys took water guns and entered the house...Then when they almost got eaten up, the girl hit the dunno was thing they call it "Xiao3 She2(han yu pin yin)" in chinese and the house vomited. The three children then makes their escape and the house stuck out it's tongue, but too short.=) Then they failed to destroy it. NCK then realises that he should free his love's spirit by destroying the house. In the end, The boy and the girl climbed up the tall tall thingy while the fat fat boy lured the house near them. The boy was afraid of heights, but a kiss by the girl gave him courage. Using the dynamite that NCK gave him, he hung on to the rope and swung like Tarzan, take his aim, throw the dynamite into the chimney, grabbed the fat fat boy away and BOOM! The spirit was free!!! Yay! But the end revealed that NCK was not evil. He snatched those toys for halloween, when he gave out those things as a present for "Trick or Treat". The movie ended when the credits showed and a dog was walking up and down beside a lit pumpkin. Then, the dog stopped, lifted one of its leg and SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...It PEEED!!!! Ewww!!! I suppose he put out the fire because he scared the wh0le place get burnt? LOL...

The "Friends" Category in "Profiles" will be removed and posted on Friday.

Hahas...Todae early wake up liiaoz...Early for me hehehe...Watch cartoon and i fell asleep again!! Nothing to write, write because nothing to do... If anybody can help me take down the notes for Science lecture, I'll thank you very much! XD

Hmmm...From 4th to 6th of September 2006, Monday to Wednesday, I will not be posting because im going Malaysia Genting... I don't wanna go siia... But mother say tickets bought... So cannot go remedial... Sobx...T_T I'm gonna miss a lot... For people come to my bog I thank you very much and classmates, I left my homework ( Completed! ) under my table so when Mrs. Tan goes through pls help~!! Help me take science notes also I'll thank you very much. Pleease~!! ^^~

Here's a poem ( quite lame ) for Mrs. Tan. Copy a little but two lines only mahhs...Heh hehz...Suppose to be read after we graduate but never mind! Here goes :


Although I've left the school,
I've not and never will forget you.
All your teachings, all the rules,
Made me upright, and trusted too.

2006, Primary six-two,
Complete our work, using all rightful tools.
Hopping to a higher level, like the kangaroo.
To deal with problems, we keep our cool.

In search of oppotunities, we never wait.
In search of oppotunities, we create.
Rains of setbacks, at any rate,
Through our hardwork, they're just a piece of cake.

All the smiles we've shared,
All the tears we've shed,
All these years we've been so glad,
We certainly had no regrets.

Umm....There's a prob...The music and links on my blog seem to can't co-exist...but i'll try to get it fixed...and PSLE coming cannot use com? Can larhs...Use daily also can, but few minutes ( Wish is hours but...haiz...but i still do it XD...dun pin-nerh-lise me h0rhhs...>.< ) won't get addicted de...so relack and let's lack!

Stupid Zhang lao shi la...Last minute ask us stay back for rememdial...very dumb rite? So idiot like brain cells dying...Crap...

PHEW! Prelims are over! But it spells disaster...Homework is ro0Olling in! Awww man~!!!!! And please note : Although you see me online everyday, everytime, I'm actually doing my h0mew0rk and revisi0n beside my com...So use your brain cells to THINK ! Don't act stupid and just c0mplaing because you LOVE to!!

Hahas sry ytd no post cause too busy too tired.... Anyway all the best for your listening! Muz JACKPOT!! Remember to dig your ears and if you want you also can use a hearing aid...LOL

wa todae fell asleep...wake up liao watch tv about cheating handphones and i think dat it was sho damn lame...the person so stupid use the ez-link card he stold...brainless b0d0h...siianz haven eat lunch and dinner and breakfast yet siia...still hab homework haven do...cannot go remedial cos go genting...siianz....gd luk ppl for listening on monday...hope everyone gets fool marks! =P

Todae whole day go out...1st go chop and extend passport, 2nd go bugis find for my mother wad hannah perfume hannah gel or wadeva hannah shyt i dun care larhs...den go parkway parade buy things.......go h0me liiaoz eat honey chicken, chicken and black pepper sausages, saba fish and my favourite SMELLY TOFU!!! yea it may smell to some of you...but ROTTEN CARROT CAKE is w0rse ... XD actually it juz smells on the outside...actually juz put with some sweet gravy and chilli den really very nice de...juz dun care the smell la...dun sho girly...gonna sleep soon...hope i dream i sleep in a bed of smelly tofu....=> i LOVE coconut juice and flesh! drink one can one big cup den m0ther sc0ld me drink too much too cool....LOLX XD

Shiianz! Todaae iish Chineesh...Sho shiianz....everythhiing in it iish sho0O laame...Comprre passagge mostt laame l0rrhs....Tmr iish Sciience...Lett's thr0w Chiineesh asidde andd juz jjazz upp daa Sciience! Aftterr sttill habb Hiigherr Chiineesh w0rhhs! Dammit I tottally s(_)ck at it shiia! Noww nvm...Juz havve a Sciience bo0k in urr handds wherreverr euu arre...In the bedroom , living room, Shiingarp0rrh, Marlayyshiia, Zeembarhbwwe, Maddarrgesscarh, or in tthe toiilet doiing urr biig orr smaall bishness(Juz duun dirty urr bo0k...Eww...)....Shiianz....

Hi.Music changed.No more funeral song...Eating potato chips...i dun like exams...but i like exam days! becos we can sit wherever we wan to in class=) The reccess seemed long...I've been spying on the girl i like all reccess...used jian ming, qing yang, jian wei, justin and boon kiat as cover...=)

My d0g is juz so0O0o cuuutteeee~!And he's sooo clever! My cousin ran away from him and my dog juz waited at a place to trap her...and Bo0O0oM!They met each 0ther and my cousin was screaming like she's raped....LOL(:

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Met here! l lcousin ran down
^ l l
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OH CRAP THE DIAGRAM MESSED UP....NVM JUZ IMAGINE THR'S A SQUARE AND MY DOG WAS CHASING MY COUSIN AROUND IT AND AN IDEA STRUCK HIM.HE WAITED AT ONE CORNER WHILE MY COUSIN RAN BLINDLY AROUND AND THEY MET AND MY COUSIN SCREAMED...

Haiz...Sadz....My aunt ( father's elder sister ) committed suicide yesterday....Today going for her funeral...This is my first time attending my funeral...and it's sho sad...I didn't cry,though...Cause i never knew dat i had an aunt,I never knew dat my father had an elder sister....They didn't tell me bout' it...WTF?!12 YEARS DUNNO WHETHER I GOT AUNT?!WTF WTH WTF! Dunno why she committed suicide also...sobx...why am i sobbing?! im not crying! haha yay! OMG! nonononono...cannot laugh also...wad to do? aiya i juz wanna die=(

Muahahahahahaha! I'm having less hesitation for my oral!! Hope i don't get a "D" again...I must at least get "C" or "B"...If possible...=.=''
The teachers like fierce fierce de....talk talk talk halfway smile den go back to a frown...Yiikes....The chinese teacher female one smile and laugh like mad....The man like scared the female teacher liddat! So hen-pecked! Shooo funny! Luckily i never laugh in front of them! LOL!

Naruto de picture(:

Juz a picture.(:

Phew...CL oral heck care liao...get D also nvm...now i muz get at least C for Eng oral w0rhhs!!!i hope i can get B ... Siianz...if fail den muz tio scold le...i will tio scold if i fail...fail den will tio scold...tio scold cos i fail...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZzZzzzZzzZzZZzZzzZzZZzZz...I dun hab a squeeze ball...but i wanna squeeze wooney's dumb dumb bodo bodo gong gong daii daii ding dong ding dong head...and fraser's cool cool cute cute handsome handsome spiky head....YIKES!!DID I SAY SPIKY?! OUUUCCCHHHIEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!

H0LY SH000T! IT'S ORAL AND I DUNNO WHICH GROUP I AM!! WTFFFF! And Fraser,I'm a great fan of yours! =)Be careful of his handsome suducing skills....You DON'T WANT to be his prey...Nahh just kidding no offence dude...Don't kick up a fuss/row/stink! What should i do with my oral?! Shall i just murder the teachers and give fOOl marks fer myself?! OOOH MEE OOOH MYEEE....I fell asleep on da' sofa and didn't have time to practise! G0LY H0LY SHO0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0O0T!!

Hello! Me iish a Naruto fan and a Mapleholic Mapler!! You believe the longest i played iish 27 hours no sleep no eat no rest? Muahahahahahahahahaha.I play also do nth de...juz jump jump jump and *SPLAT~*...i landed on th hard,gravel ground...todae...at school...zhang lao pig's lesson...very siianz...i wan to sleep...frazer....bad boii....use pen to poke zlp's @$$h0l€..0r was it the another one....anyway not i poke de...dun ask me...i love todae's art lesson...run run run also nvr mind...i managed to "bully" some girls in front of miss goh...i use the tubes to beat and bash and ping ong piiang their hands...all go ouch ouch ouch....=)and also play p6-lvl catching....dunno i playing wad also...standing in front of catcher also dun wanna catch me....siianz siia...

Fraser!!6/2 yong yong yuan yuan zhi chi ni!!! We love you!!!! Ur movie shooo suuuiii!!!especially the last part!!!macho siia!!! i wish i can be like u...lol=x dun bash me up arhhx??u bully zhang lao shi horr? got turn over a new leaf mehhs? now still got bully wad....worse some more...juz joking la...todae sry mess up ur shuaii qi shi zu hair horr...ur beautiful hair...dun angry le horrx...=( fraser ,in my heart is most handsome de idol.in my heart,fraser is the most handsome de idol.in my very very deep deep deep of my heart,fraser tiong kah kee is the very more most superb super ultra ultimate most handsome macho guy in the www(whole wide world).=)

i copy u de...repeat repeat repeat....Miss Tan also say is good essay=)

this is somewhat informal so i hope u dun mind horrx...siianz...thursday oral liiao...i stil have so much de problem...i wanna die siia....after i turn 88888 years....haiz...sho lame horrx...i also dunno wad to write...aiya juz go my chat box to chat chat chat la...dats why i dun like blogs...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i wan to slp... and oral...no one can help me...i nid to help myself...i nid tips worhhs....my voice like so very wad...wad shud i do? no $$$$$$$$$$$ buy chicken essence or honey can anyone buy for me? luckily this week not much homework so i can post post post...phew...thank god oh i love u so much

Is today a holiday? Don't seem like one to me... Besides doing homework, today also must revise my Science.. Results no good... Disappoitned Mrs. Tan... Sadz... Sobx... Haiz... Cries... Still feel like dying... But no one's fufilling me... What should I do? Feel like living in a mental hospital...

Yipeee! Exams over loh! No need revise le... But homework rolling in... sobx... Why liddat one?! Tio scold by Mrs. Tan because of that monitress going to turn into eric's w... Nvm 4get it dun wan to say later tio scold again... Say what i everyday online... She not everyday online how she know i everyday online talk nonsense anyhow frame me i seldom only loh... I seldom OFFLINE... AT LEASTE STILL GOT OFFLINE RIGHT?!?! LIFE SUCKS TO DA' CORE~!! I wanna die! Can anybody fufil me? I wanna die a natural death though... :( Lousy School Lousy Class Lousy House Lousy LIFE and LOUSY LOUSY LOUSY LOUSY MEEE THE RAVENOUS OVENOUS IVAN ARGHHH I WANNA DIE~~!!!!!!!!!!

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